[Nfbf-l] Eight times this month, my blind uncle (Humor)

[Alan Dicey]

Eight times this month, my blind uncle has fallen out of the tree in his 
back yard.
Three or four times, he's fallen off the neighbour's roof and twice he's got 
trapped under a car.
Today though he got stuck in a gap in a wooden fence down the block, and the 
stress of it killed him.
This has caused me a major headache, happening so close to Christmas.
Not only do I have to arrange the funeral and everything, I've got to find a 
new home for his guide-cat.