[NFBF-L] The Wisdom of Phyllis Diller

[Russell Davis]

I try to stay quiet on the List-Servee, (as there is enough traffic out here
without my blabbering on), but I just had to respond to this one.

Thanks so much for posting it, it brought a smile to my face this morning.

Sincerely,

Russ Davis

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Subject: [NFBF-L] The Wisdom of Phyllis Diller

Some of these are pretty funny.  Hopefully most of you will remember
Phyllis.  

 

        

Wisdom of Phyllis Diller 

 

As  your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.   - Phyllis Diller 

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?  - Phyllis Diller 

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling
the sidewalk before it stops snowing.   - Phyllis Diller 

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear
the same outfit in public.  - Phyllis Diller 

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors:  Eat out.   - Phyllis Diller 

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.  - Phyllis Diller 

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.  Then I want to
move in with them.   - Phyllis Diller 

Most children threaten at times to run away from home.  This is the only
thing that keeps some parents going.  -Phyllis Diller 

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has
just been robbed.   - Phyllis Diller 

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut
up.  - Phyllis Diller 

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.   -Phyllis Diller 

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the
next day.  - Phyllis Diller 

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in
the steam iron.   - Phyllis Diller 

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.  - Phyllis Diller 

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.   - Phyllis Diller


My photographs don't do me justice - they look just like me.  - Phyllis
Diller 

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away
from children.   -Phyllis Diller 

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it
was grass.'   - Phyllis Diller 

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see
him laughing.  - Phyllis Diller 

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.   - Phyllis
Diller



 

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