[NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!

[PLipovsky]

Good morning, and Happy Sunday.

I stole this from a friend and thought I would share it with you.  Hope you
enjoy it as much as I did.

12 Commandments for growing older

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 

#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit. 

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you
off. 

#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
needs work. 

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down,
I'll remember it." 

#6 - "On time" is when you get there. 

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound. 

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. 

#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you. 

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer. 

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up. 

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will. 

And one more: 
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave your home.

Enjoy your day.