[NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!

[Judith Hamilton]

These should be Brailled and passed around so Braille readers can share them with their friends and family. Thanks so much.
Have a fun afternoon!
Judy Hamilton
Gainesville Chapter, NFB Florida


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>From: Steve & Shannon Cook via NFBF-L <nfbf-l at nfbnet.org>
>Sent: Sep 6, 2020 1:56 PM
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>Cc: Steve & Shannon Cook <cookcafe at sc.rr.com>
>Subject: Re: [NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!
>
>Love this, I am going to share as well!
>
>Steve Cook
>District 2 State Board Member of the National Federation of the Blind of SC
>1st Vice President of the Computer Science & Technology Division of the
>National Federation of the Blind of SC
>Board member at large of the Columbia chapter of the National Federation of
>the Blind of SC
>The National Federation of the Blind of SC owns and operates Rocky Bottom
>Retreat & Conference Center.  Below is a link to read more about Rocky
>Bottom and to make a reservation for a mountain retreat!
>Rocky Bottom Retreat & Conference Center
>Please join the National Federation of the Blind of SC on Face Book at any
>of the below links!
>National Federation of the Blind of SC on Face Book
>Computer Science & Technology Division of the National Federation of the
>Blind of SC
>Rocky Bottom Retreat & Conference Center 
>South Carolina Association of Blind Students
>South Carolina Parents of Blind Children
>
>You can live the life you want; blindness is not what holds you back.
>
>The National Federation of the Blind knows that blindness is not the
>characteristic that defines you or your future. Every day we raise the
>expectations of blind people, because low expectations create obstacles
>between blind people and our dreams.
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: NFBF-L <nfbf-l-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of PLipovsky via NFBF-L
>Sent: Sunday, September 6, 2020 10:50 AM
>To: nfbf-l at nfbnet.org
>Cc: PLipovsky <plipovsky at cfl.rr.com>
>Subject: [NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!
>
>Good morning, and Happy Sunday.
>
>I stole this from a friend and thought I would share it with you.  Hope you
>enjoy it as much as I did.
>
>12 Commandments for growing older
>
>#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 
>
>#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit. 
>
>#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you
>off. 
>
>#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
>needs work. 
>
>#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down,
>I'll remember it." 
>
>#6 - "On time" is when you get there. 
>
>#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound. 
>
>#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
>minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. 
>
>#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you. 
>
>#10 - Growing old should have taken longer. 
>
>#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up. 
>
>#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will. 
>
>And one more: 
>"One for the road" means peeing before you leave your home.
>
>Enjoy your day.
>
>
>
>
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