[NFBF-L] Newsletter Submission Reminder

[Sylvia Young]

Kaye,
Here is the inspirational quote for the next newsletter:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.  Maya Angelou

For the Laugher is the Best Medicine corner:
1. What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent

3. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.

4. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.

5. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.

6. How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!

7. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.

8. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer:
She kept running away from the ball.

9. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

10. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.

*Sylvia Young, **Treasurer *
*National Federation of the Blind of Florida*
*850-322-5937*


On Thu, Mar 23, 2023 at 7:55 AM Kaye Baker via NFBF-L <nfbf-l at nfbnet.org>
wrote:

> Greetings Federation Family and Friends:
>
> The end of the month is fast approaching, and it is time to get those
> newsletter submissions in. If you have something to share from your chapter
> or family, please send it to newsletter at nfbflorida.org. We love hearing
> about birthdays, anniversaries, chapter elections, and we can’t forget new
> grandchildren. Also, if you have a recipe or story, you’d like to share
> don’t hesitate to send it in.
>
> I look forward to hearing what our great family has to say.
>
> Best
>
> Kaye Baker, Editor
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