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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72" style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif'>Some smileys! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>10 truths about 2020</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;color:blue'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><div><div><div><div><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>1</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> One day </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>He asked me what I was wearing.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>2</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>2019:</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Stay away from negative people;</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>2020:</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Stay away from positive people.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>3. The world has turned upside down.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>4</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>It was obvious she thought her dog understood her.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>I came into my house & told my cat.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>We laughed a lot.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>5</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>6</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>8. </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>9. </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Appropriate analogy.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>"The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>10.</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style='margin-bottom:6.75pt'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> 1. </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>How dense the population is.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'> 2. </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>How dense the population is.</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></body></html>