[Nfbk] bless julie andrews

[Joey Couch]

 To  commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews  made
> a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City  Music Hall for the
> benefit of the AARP.
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> One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favourite Things'
> from  the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'.
> Here are the  lyrics she used  :  -
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> (Sing  It!)  - If  you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!
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> Botox and  nose drops and needles for knitting,
> Walkers and  handrails and new dental fittings,
> Bundles of magazines  tied up in string,
> These are a few of my favourite  things.
> Cadillac's  and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
> Polident and  Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
> Pacemakers, golf  carts and porches with swings,
> These are a few of my  favourite things.
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> When  the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
> When the knees go  bad,
> I simply  remember my favourite things,
> And then I don't feel so  bad.
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> Hot tea  and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
> No spicy hot food  or food cooked with onions,
> Bathrobes and heating pads  and hot meals they bring,
> These are a few of my  favourite things...
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> Back  pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
> Thin  bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
> And we  won't mention our short shrunken frames,
> When we  remember our favourite things.
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> When the  joints ache, When the hips break,
> When the eyes grow  dim,
> Then I remember the great life I've had,
> And  then I don't feel so bad.
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> (Ms. Andrews  received a standing ovation from the crowd
> that lasted over four minutes and  repeated encores.
> Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit  and humour with others who
> would appreciate  it