[Nfbk] some humor for your Tuesday

[Joey Couch]

WorldStartHillbilly Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores,
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he
remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that?! Here's a
picture of my daddy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way
home, he remembered his wife didn't like his father. So, he hung it in the
barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and
look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day
after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she
looked into the glass, she fumed, "So, that's the ugly woman he's runnin'
around with."

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
~Mark Twain
Wisdom is sweet to your soul. If you find it, you will have a bright future
and your hopes will not be cut short.
~Proverbs 24:14
You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without
having victims.
~Harriet Woods
White House Tour
A woman went on a tour of the White House.
As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a
large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.
"My, what was that"? exclaimed the woman.
"Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

Joey Couch
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