[Nfbk] joke of the day

[Joey Couch]

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived
at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to
his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the
officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

Joey Couch
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