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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=koch1130@insightbb.com href="mailto:koch1130@insightbb.com">Libby Koch</A>
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=ronniewhite2@insightbb.com
href="mailto:ronniewhite2@insightbb.com">Ronnie White</A> ; <A
title=lrmeadows@insightbb.com
href="mailto:lrmeadows@insightbb.com">lrmeadows@insightbb.com</A> ; <A
title=kathy.huff@insightbb.com href="mailto:kathy.huff@insightbb.com">Kathy
Huff</A> ; <A title=birdboy40207@yahoo.com
href="mailto:birdboy40207@yahoo.com">birdboy40207@yahoo.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, November 21, 2010 11:59 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> neat things</DIV></DIV>
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style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: #bfffff; COLOR: maroon">APHORISM:</SPAN></SPAN></B></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></A></P>
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align=center><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #bfffff; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll">[A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT
EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
]</SPAN></SPAN></B></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; BACKGROUND: #bfffff; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll"> </SPAN></SPAN></B></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1. The nicest thing
about the future is that</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">it always starts
tomorrow. <BR><BR>2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him
wag his tail. <BR><BR>3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't
have any sense at all. <BR><BR>4. Seat belts are not as confining as
wheelchairs. <BR><BR>5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in
deep water. <BR><BR>6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is
afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
<BR><BR>7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without. <BR><BR>8. Why is it that at class
reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? <BR><BR>9. Scratch a cat and
you will have a permanent job. <BR><BR>10. No one has more driving ambition than
the teenage boy who wants to buy a car. <BR><BR>11. There are no new sins; the
old ones just get more publicity. </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">12. There are worse
things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. - like, it could be the
right number. <BR><BR>13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is
winning. <BR><BR>14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a
nap.<BR><BR>15. Be careful about reading the fine print. There's no way you're
going to like it. <BR><BR>16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not
everybody has the same size bucket. <BR><BR>17. Do you realize that, in about 40
years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap
music will be the Golden Oldies!)</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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align=center><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">18. Money can't buy
happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a
Yugo.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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align=center><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">19. Always be
yourself because the people</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN
style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">that matter don't
mind and the ones that mind shouldn't matter. <BR><BR>20. <U>Life isn't tied
with a bow but it's still a
gift.</U></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P></DIV></BODY></HTML>