[nfbmi-talk] 12 days of rehab

[joe harcz Comcast]

And this person was indeed lucky.
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> The 12 Days of Rehab
>
> By: John Weidlich
>
> Here is a silly song I wrote that I hope you might find amusing.
>
> It can be
>
> sung roughly to the melody of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
>
> John .
>
> The Twelve Days of Rehab
>
> Intro: The first time I called Rehab, they told me I would need An eye 
> exam
> to see what I could see.
>
> The next time I called rehab, they assigned to me A friendly rehab
> counselor, and here's what she gave to me.
>
> On the first rehab visit my counselor gave to me, a white cane because I
> can't see.
>
> 2.  On the second rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, Lots of paper work
> And a white cane because I can't see.
>
> 3.  On the third rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, Hand-held 
> magnifiers,
> Lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't see.
>
> 4.  On the fourth rehab visit my counselor gave to me, Talking clocks and
> watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paper work And a white cane because 
> I
> can't see.
>
> 5.  On the fifth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A CCTV, talking
> clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paperwork And a white 
> cane
> because I can't see.
>
> 6.  On the sixth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A golden lab
> a-barking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
>
> 7.  On the seventh rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A new computer
> talking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
>
> 8.  On the eighth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, Braille and 
> cooking
> lessons, all that other stuff And a white cane because I
>
>
>
> can't see.
>
> 9.  On the ninth rehab visit my counselor gave to me, A Victor Stream
> downloading, all that other stuff And a white cane because I
>
>
>
> can't see.
>
> 10.  On the tenth rehab visit my counselor gave to me, A Braille embosser
> brailling, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
>
> 11.  On the eleventh rehab visit my counselor gave to me, college courses
> for taking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
>
> 12.  On the twelfth rehab visit my counselor said to me, "Your case is
> closed," but there's no job for me.
>
> But that's ok, because I still got to keep the college courses, the 
> Braille
> embosser, the Victor Stream, the Braille and cooking lessons, the talking
> computer, the guide dog, the CCTV, the talking clock and watch, the
> hand-held magnifier, the paperwork and-the white cane because I can't see.
>
> Merry Christmas
>
>
>
>
>
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