[nfbmi-talk] off Topic FW: Potato--cute
Christine Boone
christine_boone at comcast.net
Thu Apr 21 15:31:39 UTC 2011
Uggggg! I can't believe I read this whole thing. I can't believe I laughed! Thanks for the smile!
CB
On Apr 19, 2011, at 12:51 PM, Fred Wurtzel wrote:
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Frances G. Donbrosky [mailto:Donbroskyf2 at michigan.gov]
> Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 7:22 AM
> Subject: Potato--cute
>
>> Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally
>> they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called
>> 'Yam.'
>>
>> Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
>>
>> When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
>>
>> They warned her about going out
>> and
>> getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a
>> bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of
>> Tater Tots
>>
>> Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
>> rotten potato out of her!
>>
>> But on the other hand she
>> wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
>>
>> She would get
>> plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.
>>
>> When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
>> for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .
>>
>> And the
>> greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out
>> West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
>>
>> Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow andwouldn't
>> associatewith those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other
>>
>> side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that
>> say, 'Frito Lay.'
>>
>> Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to! Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University)
>> so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
>>
>> But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and
>> announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
>>
>> Tom Brokaw!
>>
>> Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset.
>>
>> They told
>> Yam she couldn't possibly
>> marry Tom Brokaw
>> because he's just.......
>
>>
>> A COMMONTATER
>>
>>
>
>
> Frances Donbrosky
> Phone Pool Operator
> Department of Human Services
>
>
>
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