[nfbmi-talk] more off topic Fw: This is why we love children!
joe harcz Comcast
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Sat May 14 13:32:32 UTC 2011
Wow. Right on these are great names and congratulations donna.
Joe
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From: "Christine Boone" <christine_boone at comcast.net>
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> Donna, Many many congratulations to you and to Katie and her family! I
> love the names of all 3 of those boys! I'll bet they are adorable!
> Blessings to all and welcome to little Sebastian!
> Christine
>
> On May 12, 2011, at 10:09 PM, Donna Posont wrote:
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>> I know this is also off topic, but since I am in Missouri and wish to
>> brag about my new grandson that was born Monday I thought I could get by
>> with it. Sebastian Michael Tonarely joined his brothers Atticus and
>> August May 9 weighing in at eight pounds and one ounce. Have fun at the
>> board meeting without me as I will be busy holding the sweet little guy.
>> Donna
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>> This is why we love children!
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>> 1) NUDITY
>> I was driving with my three young children one
>> warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up
>> and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard
>> my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a
>> seat belt!'
>>
>> 2) OPINIONS
>> On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
>> his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions
>> expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'
>>
>> 3) KETCHUP
>> A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of
>> the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old
>> daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to
>> you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'
>>
>> 4) MORE NUDITY
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>> A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found
>> himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst
>> into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The
>> little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter,
>> haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'
>>
>> 5) POLICE # 1
>> While taking a routine vandalism report at an
>> elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.
>> Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I
>> answered and continued writing the report . ' My mother said if I ever
>> needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,'
>> I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me,
>> 'would you please tie my shoe?'
>>
>> 6) POLICE # 2
>> It was the end of the day when I parked my police
>> van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner,
>> Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a
>> dog you got back there?' he asked.
>> 'It sure is,' I replied.
>> Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the
>> back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'
>>
>> 7) ELDERLY
>> While working for an organization that delivers
>> lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my
>> afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances
>> of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs... One day I
>> found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I
>> braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned
>> and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'
>>
>> 8) DRESS-UP
>> A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
>> party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you
>> shouldn't wear that suit..'
>> 'And why not, darling?'
>> 'You know that it always gives you a headache the
>> next morning.'
>>
>> 9) DEATH
>> While walking along the sidewalk in front of his
>> church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his
>> collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a
>> dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had
>> secured a small box and cottonwool, then dug a hole and made ready for
>> the disposal of the deceased.
>> The minister's son was chosen to say the
>> appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what
>> he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto
>> the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'
>>
>> 10) SCHOOL
>> A little girl had just finished her first week of
>> school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't
>> read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'
>>
>> 11) BIBLE
>> A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was
>> fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell
>> out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.. What he saw
>> was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
>> 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out...
>> 'What have you got there, dear?'
>> With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he
>> answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'
>>
>> NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO
>> BED AND FORGET IT
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