[Nfbmo] The Twelve Days of Rehab

[Dick Morris]

People, people, people...this is the *rehab counselor* handling all this. What else could you expect? (with apologies to the NFB members who are rehab counselors).

Dick Morris
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Peter Donahue 
  To: NFB of Missouri Mailing List 
  Sent: Saturday, December 27, 2008 1:54 PM
  Subject: Re: [Nfbmo] The Twelve Days of Rehab


  Hello Gary and listers,

  Or learn Braille.

  Peter Donahue


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: "Gary Wunder" <gwunder at earthlink.net>
  To: "NFB of Missouri Mailing List" <nfbmo at nfbnet.org>
  Sent: Saturday, December 27, 2008 9:46 AM
  Subject: Re: [Nfbmo] The Twelve Days of Rehab


  And never once did you get to climb a rock or sky dive or cook a meal for 40
  people. It seems that the 12 days of Christmas needs a few more entries.


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: "Gail Bryant" <gbryant at socket.net>
  To: <nfbmo at nfbnet.org>
  Sent: Friday, December 26, 2008 10:08 PM
  Subject: [Nfbmo] The Twelve Days of Rehab


  >
  > The Twelve Days of Rehab
  >
  > On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  >  On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > Seven jobs applying,
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > eight counselors counseling,
  > Seven jobs applying,
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > nine authorizations for filling,
  > eight counselors counseling,
  > Seven jobs applying,
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > ten scanners reading,
  >  nine authorizations for filling,
  > eight counselors counseling,
  > Seven jobs applying,
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > eleven magnifiers enlarging,
  > ten scanners reading,
  >  nine authorizations for filling,
  > eight counselors counseling,
  > Seven jobs applying,
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  > On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
  > twelve computers talking,
  > eleven magnifiers enlarging,
  > ten scanners reading,
  > nine authorizations for filling,
  > eight counselors counseling,
  > Seven jobs applying,
  > Six dogs a-guiding,
  > five years of school,
  > four talking clocks,
  > three Braille Lites,
  > two talking books,
  > and a white cane because I cannot see.
  >
  >
  >
  > Gail Bryant
  > Columbia Braille Teaching Services L.L.C.
  > 1212 London Drive
  > Columbia, MO 65203-2012
  > Phone: 573 817-5993
  > Cell: 573 268-4962
  >
  > Provides quality braille and software instructional services to blind
  > children/adults
  > gbryant at socket.net
  >
  >
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