[Nfbmo] Fwd: A Bit of Fun With Puns: Ark, Ark, Ark!

Brent Ford buzzaldron at gmail.com
Mon Feb 7 04:18:51 UTC 2011


Hi Dan:
Love it!!
Here's one for you.
Poupon you.
Another one, from the Federation is
They called it the Fiddle Hotel because it was such a vile inn.
At 09:18 PM 2/4/2011, you wrote:
>All,
>       A whole bunch of puns because why should I  suffer alone?
>Dan
>
>Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
>A man's  home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
>Dijon vu - the same mustard as  before.
>Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
>Shotgun wedding - A  case of wife or death.
>A man needs a mistress just to break the  monogamy.
>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>Dancing cheek-to-cheek is  really a form of floor play.
>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>Condoms  should be used on every conceivable occasion.
>Reading while sunbathing makes  you well red.
>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
>A bicycle can't  stand on its own because it is two tired.
>What's the definition of a will?  (It's a dead give away.)
>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a  banana.
>In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
>She  was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
>A chicken  crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>If you don't pay your exorcist, you  get repossessed.
>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
>The  man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
>You feel stuck  with your debt if you can't budge it.
>Local Area Network in Australia - the  LAN down under.
>Every calendar's days are numbered.
>A lot of money is  tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in
>the
>morning is hard to  beat.
>He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
>A midget  fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
>Once  you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
>Bakers trade bread  recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
>Santa's helpers are subordinate  clauses.
>Acupuncture is a jab well  done.
>
>
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