[NFBMO] 12 Days of Rehab

Bryan Schulz b.schulz at sbcglobal.net
Fri Dec 25 20:42:42 UTC 2020


Hi,

You may think this is cute but don't dare make a joke or express the truth during a state rehab council meeting!
Bryan Schulz


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Subject: [NFBMO] 12 Days of Rehab

The following is not mine, but I thought I'd share. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all on this list!


On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me a white cane because I 
can’t see.
On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me two talking books, 
and a white cane because I can’t see.
On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me three Braille Lites, 
two talking books, and a white cane because I can’t see.
On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me four talking clocks, 
three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I can’t 
see.
On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me five years of school, 
four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white 
cane because I can’t see.
On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me six dogs a-guiding, 
five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two 
talking books, and a white cane because I can’t see.
On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me seven jobs applying, six 
dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille 
Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I can’t see.
On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me eight counselors 
counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of 
school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and 
a white cane because I can’t see.
On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me nine authorizations, 
eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, 
five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two 
talking books, and a white cane because I can’t see.
On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me ten scanners reading, 
nine authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, 
six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three 
Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I can’t see.
On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me eleven magnifiers 
enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors 
counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of 
school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and 
a white cane because I can’t see.
On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me twelve computers 
talking, eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine 
authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six 
dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille 
Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I can’t see.


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