[NFBMT-Parents] Merry Christmas!

[BRUCE&JOY BRESLAUER]

 	What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
 Aren't you tired of just hanging around?

 Where do snowmen keep their money?
 In a snowbank.

 What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
 Santa Pause

 What kind of bug hates Christmas?
 A humbug

 Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
 Because of all the wrapping.

 What goes "oh, oh, oh"?
 Santa walking backwards.

 Why is it so cold at Christmas?
 Because it's Decemberrrrrrr.

 This year even the toys are stressed out!
 Yeah, they came already wound up.

 What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
 A cookie sheet.

 Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
 Because he was feeling crummy.

 Where would you find chili beans?
 At the North Pole.

 What do you call a snowman party?
 A Snowball.

 Why does Santa have three gardens?
 So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.

 What does one snowman say to the other?
 Do you smell carrots?

 Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
 Because he had the drumsticks.

 What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
 Jungle Bells.

 What's Santa's favorite sandwich?
 Peanut butter and jolly.