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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #E1E1E1 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b>From:</b> Wayne [mailto:wjeff2@aol.com] <br><b>Sent:</b> Monday, December 3, 2018 5:27 AM<br><b>To:</b> akennershirells@aol.com; marshallby7655@aol.com; Michjeff42@aol.com; tjnpc@aol.com; sssamjeff@aol.com; srd0202@aol.com; User104473@aol.com; vkfunder@aol.com; vanillah513@aol.com; mrdiabetes1@aol.com; Gloris Daniels <dgdaniels339@aol.com>; vbry13741@aol.com; Allen Anderson <aanderson11@carolina.rr.com>; Derhyl Pruitt <pruitt@pruittmillergroup.com>; Judy Fulmer <beechtreehill@windstream.net>; bobbylwebster <bobbylwebster@gmail.com>; Bradford Roberts <bradford7@windstream.net>; Eric Smith <ewsmith@bellsouth.net>; ashton704@hotmail.com; devonjefferson@hotmail.com; Felicia Allen <fallen.felicia@gmail.com>; jefferson4989@msn.com; lenora_berryman@yahoo.com; mfmendoz@hargray.com; lub424@comcast.net; Sandra Jefferson Fox <sjfox@amasys.com>; Victor Brown <vbrownlaw@yahoo.com>; Dennis Yatras <dyatras@amasys.com>; Dolly Baxter <dbaxter@mabnc.org>; H. Diane Thornton <hdt@duke.edu>; Marilyn F Williams <marfrwms@yahoo.com>; Mary Lee O'Daniel <maryleodaniel@bellsouth.net>; Sarah Heinrich <sheinrich831@gmail.com>; Sarah Heinrich <cvrtheinrich@gmail.com>; Sarah Lawrence <salawr81@gmail.com>; Pete Silver <jsilver6@comcast.net>; Travis Wilson <tbw_1@msn.com>; Yvonne Stovall <nursemania@yahoo.com>; Sarah Milledge <smilledge@mabnc.org>; Shirley Griffin <shirley27530@gmail.com>; Jerry Munden <jerrymunden@carolina.rr.com>; VasantGarcia@azdes.gov; wsloan118@roadrunner.com<br><b>Subject:</b> 12 03 18 funny<o:p></o:p></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Saw my mom yesterday. She is at home recoverying from surgery. Thank you Loretta for taking me home and thank you all for your prayers.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 miles home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“What makes you say that?” He asks as he puts on an innocent look.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Sent from <a href="https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=550986">Mail</a> for Windows 10<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>