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face=Tahoma><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">hello I was cleaning out some old
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face=Tahoma><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">this was sent to me around two
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face=Tahoma><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">liked it then and like it
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<DIV style="TEXT-DECORATION: ; FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: ; DISPLAY: inline"><FONT
face=Tahoma><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">IF YOU'RE OVER FIFTY, YOU SHOULD READ
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<DIV style="TEXT-DECORATION: ; FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: ; DISPLAY: inline"><FONT
size=2 face=Tahoma>also if you are not near FIFTY just read it
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<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday
Inn!</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">With the average cost for a nursing home care costing
$188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble.<SPAN
class=apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>I've already checked on
reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and
senior discount, it's $59.23 per night.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the
afternoon.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any
restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV
movies.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room,
a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><FONT
style="face: verdana"><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free
shampoo and soap.<BR></FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><B><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">$5-worth of tips a day and you'll have the entire staff
scrambling to help you.</FONT></B></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">They treat you like a customer, not a
patient.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride
free.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a
decent limp). </FONT></FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">To meet other nice
people, call a church bus on Sundays.</FONT></B></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><B><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus
and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.</FONT></FONT></B></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise,
the cash keeps building up.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><BR></SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">It takes months to get into
decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation
today.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can
move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Want to see<SPAN
class=apple-converted-space> </SPAN>Hawaii<SPAN
class=apple-converted-space> </SPAN>? They have Holiday Inn there
too.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress
replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the
inconvenience.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><BR></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">The<SPAN
class=apple-converted-space> </SPAN>Inn<SPAN
class=apple-converted-space> </SPAN>has a night security person and daily
room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call an
ambulance . . . Or the undertaker.</FONT></B></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the
hip, and The Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your
life. The kids will always like to visit you.
</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">They will always be glad
to find you, and probably check in for a few days
mini-vacation.</FONT></B></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A good gift,</FONT><B><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> the
grand-kids can even use the pool.</FONT></B></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">What more could I ask for?</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR></FONT><B><I><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">So, when
I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a
grin.</FONT></I></B></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><FONT
style="face: verdana"><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt">AIDS WARNING</FONT></SPAN></U></B><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">!</FONT></SPAN></B></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><BR></SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">To all of you approaching 50
or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for
you......</FONT></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF
AIDS!</FONT></FONT></SPAN></I></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR></FONT><B><I><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">HEARING AIDS</FONT><SPAN
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style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </FONT></SPAN></I></B></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">BAND AIDS</FONT><SPAN class=apple-converted-space><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">ROLL AIDS</FONT><SPAN class=apple-converted-space><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
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<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">MEDICAL AIDS</FONT><SPAN
class=apple-converted-space><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">GOVERNMENT AIDS</FONT><SPAN
class=apple-converted-space><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">MOST OF ALL,</FONT><SPAN
class=apple-converted-space><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white" align=center><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!<SPAN
class=apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR></FONT></FONT></SPAN></I></B><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><B><I><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: "><BR></SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana">Not forgetting HIV (Hair is
Vanishing)<BR></FONT></SPAN></I></B></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: "><FONT
style="face: verdana"><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">ag</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR><BR>
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