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color=#000000 size=4>Something light hearted for you as we stay in
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<DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: "><FONT style="COLOR: #000000" size=4>Hey
Jennifer, Linda and me</FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: "><FONT style="size: 4">Found these and
made a
list for the light part but if you want to find out info for us regarding
the
corona virus to share, Jennifer go aheadthat would be good
info!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: "><FONT style="size: 4">Here you
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<DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: "><FONT style="COLOR: " size=4>Kids, teens
and
young adults have nothing on seniors with their own language of
texting</FONT></DIV>
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<H2><FONT style='face: "Times' roman? new>Texting Abbreviations for the
Elderly:</FONT></H2></DIV><FONT style='face: "Times' roman? new><FONT
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">ATD: At The Doctor's<BR>BFF: Best Friend’s
Funeral<BR>BTW: Bring the Wheelchair<BR>BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth<BR>CBM:
Covered By Medicare<BR>CGU: Can’t Get Up<BR>CR: Can't Remember<BR>CUATSC:
See
You At The Senior Center<BR>DWI: Driving While Incontinent<BR>FWBB: Friend
with
Beta Blockers<BR>FWIW: Forgot Where I Was<BR>FYI: Found Your Insulin<BR>FYI:
For
Your Indigestion.<BR>GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In<BR>GGPBL: Gotta
Go,
Pacemaker Battery Low<BR>GHA: Got Heartburn Again<BR>GOML: Get Off My
Lawn<BR>GTG: Got the Gout <BR>IMHMO: In My HMO...<BR>IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid
On?<BR>JK: Just Kvetching<BR>LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out<BR>LOL: Living
On
Lipitor<BR>LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On<BR>MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor<BR>MILF:
Meal
I'd Like To Forget<BR>OMG: Ouch, My Groin!<BR>OMMR: On My Massage
Recliner<BR>OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.<BR>ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor
Laughing,
and Can’t Get Up<BR>RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?<BR>SUS: Speak Up,
Sonny<BR>TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird
Special)<BR>TLC: Totally Lost Continence<BR>TOT: Texting on Toilet<BR>TTYL:
Talk
To You Louder<BR>WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?<BR>WIWYA: When I Was Your
Age<BR>WTF: Wet the Floor<BR>WTP: Where’s The Prunes?<BR>WWNO: Walker Wheels
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<DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: ; COLOR: ">Keep Smiling,<BR>Janie
Degenshein<BR>Happiness isn't having what you want, but wanting what you
already
have!<BR>Facilitator of ECHO (Eyes Closed Hearts Open)<BR>state affiliate
board
member<BR>President of the senior division of the National Federation of the
Blind of New Jersey<BR>to join the senior list
serve:<BR>https://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nfbnj-seniors_nfbnet.org<BR>President
of the Technology division of the National federation of the Blind of New
Jersey<BR>To join the tech div list
serve:<BR>http://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/njtechdiv_nfbnet.org<BR><BR>NFBNJ
Newsline co-ordinator<BR>jdegen16@comcast.net<BR></DIV></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial'; COLOR: #000000">Keep
Smiling,<BR>Janie Degenshein<BR>Happiness isn't having what you want, but
wanting what you already have!<BR>Facilitator of ECHO (Eyes Closed Hearts
Open)<BR>state affiliate board member<BR>President of the senior division of
the
National Federation of the Blind of New Jersey<BR>to join the senior list
serve:<BR>https://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nfbnj-seniors_nfbnet.org<BR>President
of the Technology division of the National federation of the Blind of New
Jersey<BR>To join the tech div list
serve:<BR>http://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/njtechdiv_nfbnet.org<BR><BR>NFBNJ
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