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<DIV>Greetings to all!</DIV>
<DIV>Just what I needed.</DIV>
<DIV>Thanks for forwarding!</DIV>
<DIV>Joe ruffalo </DIV>
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Tuesday, April 07, 2020 5:20 PM</DIV>
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=dea23@optonline.net
href="mailto:dea23@optonline.net">Debbie Azzarone</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Blind Vine Smiles from Lori Falk</DIV></DIV></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal>Hello Viners,<o:p></o:p></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal>Here’s some things that will make you smile from Tec
Tuesday’s Lori Falk:<o:p></o:p></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><B>Subject:</B> <B>My
thoughts on
Quarantine as I reflect</B><o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">Half of us are
going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half
will
come out with a drinking problem. <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> * I
used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I
turn
it like I’m cracking a safe. <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> * I
need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator.
<o:p></o:p></P>
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auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Still
haven’t decided where to go for Easter . . . The Living Room or The Bedroom.
<o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
PSA: every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they
fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job! <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> * I
don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from
Standard Time to Twilight Zone. <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
This
morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought
her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog . . . we
laughed a lot. <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
So,
after this quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound life just find me
or
do I find them? <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN.
You
have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no
clue
how this place is still in business! <o:p></o:p></P>
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auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
My
body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it
cleans
the toilet. <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Day 5
of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat.
<o:p></o:p></P>
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auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> * I’m
so excited . . . it’s time to take out the garbage. What to wear, what
to
wear? <o:p></o:p></P>
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style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt:
auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> * I
hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I’m
getting tired of Los Livingroomia. <o:p></o:p></P>
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auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand
sanitizer for good clean fun. <o:p></o:p></P>
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auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Day 6
of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same
teacher
next year.” I’m offended. <o:p></o:p></P>
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auto"> <o:p></o:p></P>
<P class=MsoNormal
style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto">> *
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under!<o:p></o:p></P>
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