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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal>All,<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>I thought I would share this. Dick Davis shares “joke of the day” on Facebook. This is very funny and I had him to send it to me by email so I could share it.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>--------\<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>A woman took her pet duck to the vet. “He just keeled over”, she said, “please help him!”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>The vet examined the duck and said, “I’m sorry, but your pet is dead.”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“No!” said the woman, “That can’t be! Can’t you do some tests or something?”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>The vet reluctantly agreed and had the veterinary assistant bring in a tabby cat. The cat sniffed the duck over and gave the woman a sad look.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“See,” the vet said, “Animals know! Your duck has died.”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“No!” the woman cried, “Please do one more test!”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>The vet got a big Labrador retriever. The dog put its paws up on the table, sniffed the duck thoroughly, and gave the woman a sad look.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“See,” said the vet, “Animals know! Your duck is deceased!”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“I suppose I must accept it,” the woman said, “how much do I owe you?”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“$150”, said the vet. <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“That’s outrageous!” said the woman, “Why so much?”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>“it’s $50 for the office visit, $50 for the cat scan, and $50 for the lab report”, the vet replied. <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Suzanne Hartfield-Turner, President<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>NFBOH-Cleveland<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>P: (440) 462-9755<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>A: PO Box 141077<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Cleveland, Ohio 44114<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>E: <a href="mailto:President.NFB.ClevelandOhio@Gmail.com">President.NFB.ClevelandOhio@Gmail.com</a><o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif'>The National Federation of the Blind knows that blindness is not the characteristic that defines you or your future. Every day we raise the expectations of blind people, because low expectations create obstacles between blind people and our dreams. You can live the life you want; blindness is not what holds you back.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>