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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal>Dave, put this on Facebook and it was funny.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>ST<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><b>From:</b> Dave Bertsch <dwbertsch@gmail.com> <br><b>Sent:</b> Saturday, April 18, 2020 5:34 PM<br><b>To:</b> Suzanne Turner <smturner.234@gmail.com><br><b>Subject:</b> stay at home diary<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Stay at Home Journal</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 1 – No problem, plenty of food and wine and dog food to last a month, we’re good!</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 2 – Opening 2<sup>nd</sup> bottle of wine, I wonder if they deliver wine.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 3 – wondering why everyone is buying up toilet paper. Wishing I still got the local paper. </span><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow'><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 4 – tried to make Hand Sanitizer, but it came out as weird jello shots.</span><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 5 – Went to a new restaurant called My Kitchen where you have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. </span></span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 6 – I get to go outside to take the garbage out. I’m so excited, spent an hour deciding what to wear.</span><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow'><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 7 – Laughing too much at my own jokes.</span><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 8 – Signed up to get Netflix and watched their featured movie, The Shining.</span></span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 9 – canceled Netflix.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 10 – walked the dog and should have taken my mask, the park must be the place everyone is going since nothing else is open.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 11 – cleaned the garage, again. May be time to go through the closets.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 12 – went through my list of old friends to reconnect with. Note to self: when this is over, make new friends.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 13 – getting concerned, the Uber Eats guy and I are now on a first name basis.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 14 – 7 p.m. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 15 – found a talk radio station to hear some voices,…I didn’t know talk radio was still a thing.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 16 – I swear the fridge just yelled at me, “What the hell do you want now?”</span><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow'><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 17 – Learned why dogs get excited about activity outside, I just barked at the mail truck.</span></span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 18 – Learned that if you don’t have a mask, keep a glass of wine in each hand, then you won’t accidentally touch your face.</span><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow'><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 19 – Deciding whether to try and cut my own hair, I’m looking a bit like Rod Stewart from the </span></span><span class=gmaildefault><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>80</span></span><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>s.</span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 20 – Watched two groups of birds fight over some bread I tossed in the yard. Looks like Cardinals over Bluejays, 3 to 2.</span><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow'><br><br><span style='background:black'>Day 21 – on the bike for 45 minutes, taking off some isolation weight.</span></span><o:p></o:p></p><p style='margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:yellow;background:black'>Day 22 – so bored, maybe I’lll write about these last few weeks, and then take a shower. </span><o:p></o:p></p></div></div></div></body></html>