<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto">This joke was sent to me in 2013 by my brother, who dearly loved a joke!<div><br></div><div>What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?</div><div><br></div><div>Charcoal for your barbecue!!</div><div><br></div><div>Ha! ha! ha!</div><div>Deb :-)</div><div><br><div id="AppleMailSignature" dir="ltr">Sent from my iPhone</div><div dir="ltr"><br>On Jun 8, 2021, at 8:10 PM, Jean Shiner via NHLakesChapter <<a href="mailto:nhlakeschapter@nfbnet.org">nhlakeschapter@nfbnet.org</a>> wrote:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 15 (filtered medium)"><style><!--
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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--><div class="WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal">Hi,<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">I don’t have any “blind” jokes. I’m in the dark about it. <o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">Jean Shiner<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><div style="border:none;border-top:solid #E1E1E1 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in"><p class="MsoNormal"><b>From:</b> NHLakesChapter <<a href="mailto:nhlakeschapter-bounces@nfbnet.org">nhlakeschapter-bounces@nfbnet.org</a>> <b>On Behalf Of </b>Sandra Meskys via NHLakesChapter<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, June 8, 2021 6:44 PM<br><b>To:</b> NFB of New Hampshire Lakes Region Chapter List <<a href="mailto:nhlakeschapter@nfbnet.org">nhlakeschapter@nfbnet.org</a>><br><b>Cc:</b> Sandra Meskys <<a href="mailto:sandrameskys@gmail.com">sandrameskys@gmail.com</a>><br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [NHLakesChapter] a reply is requested from all please<o:p></o:p></p></div><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p class="MsoNormal">Why are there no good gnus in the zoo? No gnus is good gnus.<span style="font-family:"Segoe UI Emoji",sans-serif">🤢</span><o:p></o:p></p></div><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p class="MsoNormal">On Tue, Jun 8, 2021 at 5:26 AM Dana Trahan via NHLakesChapter <<a href="mailto:nhlakeschapter@nfbnet.org">nhlakeschapter@nfbnet.org</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p></div><blockquote style="border:none;border-left:solid #CCCCCC 1.0pt;padding:0in 0in 0in 6.0pt;margin-left:4.8pt;margin-right:0in"><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto">Good Morning All,<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto">This is a test email that requires a reply from all. Please read this entire email.<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"> <o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto">In order to confirm that all email addresses are receiving NHLakesChapter list emails, and for all to see who is on this list, please reply In the following way:<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"> <o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto">Please share a joke of the day or a brain teaser. We will all have a little fund while taking care of some housekeeping, and one might even make it into the next newsletter! Have fun with this and stay cool everyone <span style="font-family:"Segoe UI Emoji",sans-serif">😉</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"> <o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto">A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: “Wanna hear a blonde joke?“ In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2“, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5“ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?“ The blind guy says: “Not if I’m going to need to explain it five times.“<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"> <o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC";color:#464646">Love and Prayers, </span></b><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC";color:#464646"><br></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#464646">Dana, Brady, Lydia</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#464646">and even my guide dog Brody</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:#464646"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#464646"><a href="https://www.google.com/maps/search/28+Wayland+Circle,+Exeter,+NH+03833-4144?entry=gmail&source=g">28 Wayland Circle, Exeter, NH 03833-4144</a> <br>603-580-5096 (9am-9pm) (home/landline) <br>603-365-5242 (anytime) (mobile) <br> <br></span><span style="color:#1F497D"><a href="mailto:danatrahan@comcast.net" target="_blank"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#0563C1">danatrahan@comcast.net</span></a></span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="color:#1F497D">find me on Facebook as Dana Skreslet Trahan</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="color:#1F497D"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/dana.trahan.7" target="_blank"><span style="color:#0563C1">https://www.facebook.com/dana.trahan.7</span></a></span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="color:#1F497D"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="color:#1F497D">:) </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"> <o:p></o:p></p></div></div><p class="MsoNormal">_______________________________________________<br>NHLakesChapter mailing list<br><a href="mailto:NHLakesChapter@nfbnet.org" target="_blank">NHLakesChapter@nfbnet.org</a><br><a href="http://nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nhlakeschapter_nfbnet.org" target="_blank">http://nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nhlakeschapter_nfbnet.org</a><br>To unsubscribe, change your list options or get your account info for NHLakesChapter:<br><a href="http://nfbnet.org/mailman/options/nhlakeschapter_nfbnet.org/sandrameskys%40gmail.com" target="_blank">http://nfbnet.org/mailman/options/nhlakeschapter_nfbnet.org/sandrameskys%40gmail.com</a><o:p></o:p></p></blockquote></div></div><p class="MsoNormal">-- <o:p></o:p></p><div><p class="MsoNormal">It's not how well a bear dances; it's that he dances at all! 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