[Ohio-Communities-of-Faith] FW: Recall Notice
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From: Larry Perry <larryperry at performancepress.ccsend.com> On Behalf Of Larry Perry
Sent: Sunday, April 18, 2021 12:11 PM
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Subject: EXT: Recall Notice
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Letter from Larry
Sunday
April 18, 2021
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Good Sunday Afternoon Everyone:
Some of the presents and gifts received have received over the year
have recall notices for certain noted defects. Here a recall notice
that we all should check out occasionally.
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect
in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to
a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and
Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal
Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to
bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from
the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it
with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency
service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD-
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
Because HE Lives!
Life is short, enjoy it while it lasts. God loves you!
YOU are LOVED !!
Larry
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