[Ohio-Communities-of-Faith] FW: Human Recall
Michael Moore
mmoore11 at kent.edu
Fri Oct 1 12:53:19 UTC 2021
From: Larry Perry [mailto:larryperry at performancepress.ccsend.com] On Behalf Of Larry Perry
Sent: Friday, October 1, 2021 8:10 AM
To: mmoore11 at kent.edu
Subject: EXT: Human Recall
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Letter from Larry
Friday
October 1, 2021
Good Friday Morning Everyone:
ATTENTION ! ! ! Human Recall
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
The defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily
symptomized by the loss of moral judgment.
Some symptoms:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(g) Fearful
(h) Idolatry
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to
correct this SIN defect.
The number to call for the recall in your area is: " P-R-A-Y-E-R."
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, down load J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter
how big or small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with:
(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long-suffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use
of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction,
voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems
too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.
For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S. DANGER: The
human units not receiving this recall action will have to be scrapped in the
furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else heaven would be
infected.
Author: The Creator.
Passed along by an anonymous Believer
I pray God will bless you in ways you never even
Dreamed.
YOU are LOVED !!
Larry
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