[Ohio-Communities-of-Faith] FW: Church Football

[Michael Moore]

From: Larry Perry [mailto:larryperry at performancepress.ccsend.com] On Behalf Of Larry Perry
Sent: Friday, January 7, 2022 8:11 AM
To: mmoore11 at kent.edu
Subject: EXT: Church Football

 


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Letter from Larry

 



JANUARY 7, 2022

 



Good Friday Morning Everyone:

 

Monday evening is National Football College championship

night. This reminded me of a story about Church football that

I want to share with you today. See if you can relate.

 

CHURCH FOOTBALL

 

 

Quarterback sneak--- Church members quietly leaving during invitation. 

 

Draw Play----What many children do with the bulletin during worship. 

 

 Halftime---The period between Sunday school and worship when 

many choose to leave.

 

 Benchwarmer---Those who do not sing, pray, work, and apparently 

do nothing but sit.

 

Backfield in Motion---Making a trip to the back (restroom or fountain) 

during the service.

 

Staying in the pocket---What happens to a lot of money that should 

be given to the Lord's work.

 

Two minute warning---the point at which you realize the sermon is 

almost over and you begin to gather up the children and belongings.

 

Sudden death---What happens to the attention span of the 

congregation if the preacher "goes overtime~"

 

Trap---You are called on to say a prayer and are asleep! 

 

End Run---Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any 

guest or fellow member.

 

Flex Defense---The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during 

the sermon to affect your life!

 

Halfback option---The decision of 50% of the congregation not to 

turn to the evening services.

 

BLITZ---The rush to the restaurants following the closing prayer. 

 

 

Much love from the Mountains.

 

Larry

 

 



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