[Ohio-talk] White Cane Guy guidedogs and white canes

[Deborah Kendrick]

David, 
This is so good!  And so funny!  The editor in me says it's a tad long, but the writer in me sees phrases like "mentally throw my ears" and "acknowledgment and dismissal" and thinks, "Hey, I wish I'd written that.  Maybe I'll steal it someday."  
Which, by the way, we writers all do -- steal a phrase every now and then.  
You really have a way with words -- a very entertaining way -- and did I mention how accurately you have captured this kind of moment?  
We've all had them and it's a lot of fun to read about someone else's!

Thanks for sharing.
Deborah



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From: Ohio-talk [mailto:ohio-talk-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Marianne Denning via Ohio-talk
Sent: Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:20 PM
To: David Cohen; NFB of Ohio Announcement and Discussion List
Subject: Re: [Ohio-talk] White Cane Guy guidedogs and white canes

David, that is great!  I have a dog and people think the dog takes me to Kroeger, Dollar General...  How can you, a blind man, be let out in the world without, at least, a dog to take care of you?  You know dogs are smarter than blind people.  You are really their pet and your dogs take you out for walks.  I am sure they fix your meals too.

On 11/11/14, David Cohen via Ohio-talk <ohio-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> If you enjoyed reading about White Cane Guy I think this is twice as 
> good.  If you didn't then let Del eat it.
>
> If ever there was a loaded statement, seeing is believing packs the 
> equivalent of the funniest Looney Tunes gags.  I’m thinking of 
> Yosemite Sam in the episode about the singing sword wherein he finds 
> himself along with the loveably innocent resident dragon inside the 
> castle turret surrounded with explosives and the dragon’s desperate 
> need to sneeze fire again.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCUQJBmpdQ
>
> Seeing and believing is one thing and it is quick and easy.  Observing 
> and allowing the facts to be revealed takes time and patience, and 
> very often that which is revealed needs no words of explanation for 
> the truth of it is a feeling of knowing.  Or, if any words at all are 
> spoken the result is an “Oh my God” moment and that’s all folks.  The 
> question is then, how many times has public education about blindness 
> resulted in an oh my God moment?  In short, there’s a whole lot more 
> of them than there is of us, us and them is an expression of division 
> and when you think you know more about them than they do about you 
> works both ways and includes so many peopled examples.
>
> I have two black dogs which I walk routinely.  The elder is Maggie and 
> she is 100% Labrador and the younger male is Snerdley and he is at 
> least half Labrador and possibly more as he is always mistaken for 
> Labrador but his crescent-curve tail, his pinched-short ears and his 
> twin elongated canine teeth which bow inwards to his mouth leads me to 
> think he’s got something else in his bloodline...  possibly Burmese 
> Python or the vampire Lestat.  So when I am asked, and I am very often 
> asked about the dogs I like to say that I have 1.5 servings of the 
> recommended daily allowance of Labrador.
>
> The three of us were out walking as we do at least twice daily and 
> this particular day is the late afternoon of the Labor Day holiday and 
> parade.  The parade began at ten o’clock in the morning and finished 
> by noon.  Now the traffic outside on State Route 48 passes at a 
> reduced volume like a Sunday evening as opposed to the normal weekday 
> ever-present and rushing volume one can expect from the most 
> heavily-traveled road within the state of Ohio’s second largest 
> suburb.
>
> The sidewalk on which we are walking is blocked entirely by twin 
> aluminum bleachers positioned outside the board of education building 
> two blocks north of my home, and additionally the city has stationed 
> portable toilets intermittently a few yards from the corners of select 
> blocks both north and south along the one mile stretch of the parade’s 
> route.  Years ago when I was passing one such port-o-John and struck 
> the backside of the molded plastic enclosure with my cane a bit too 
> forcefully a surprised voice called out from within, “Just a minute.
> Occupied.”  The smile that spread across my face had a life of its own 
> as I recalled how many times I had accidentally knocked the doors of 
> hotel rooms, apartment doors and cubicle walls at work before I 
> thought to apply a softer touch in such a situation.
>
> We circumnavigated the portable toilet stationed on the sidewalk 
> between my driveway and the nearest corner to my house and I’ve 
> knocked and identified with my cane the wooden sawhorse barriers 
> placed in the crosswalk of this first street adjacent to my house to 
> block any through traffic from entering the parade procession.  My 
> cane tap echoes the location of the upcoming curb and I sweep for the 
> wheelchair ramp on the other side and we three step up onto the next 
> block.  Maggie stops after a few yards to sniff at a routine spot, and 
> ahead of me I hear a voice and several footsteps and the voice is 
> rising in volume as it approaches.  I realize as the voice draws 
> closer that it is the voice of a man and walking along with him and 
> behind him are younger people.
>
> “Stay to the side everybody those dogs are working” he announces and 
> as the group of persons passes I exchange neighborly greetings 
> perfunctorily because it’s important that my primary focus remain on 
> Maggie who on occasion relieves herself at this spot and I need to 
> attend my civic duty and pick up if nature calls.
>
> “Hi. Hello. How are ya.”
>
> “Hello sir, hi, hi sir” three voices of younger people speak in 
> passing and I smile but do not take my full attention away from Maggie 
> who is rooting in the grass to my left at the end of her leash like an 
> Iowa hog and snorting just as loudly.  This informs me that she is not 
> thinking of relieving but searching for edibles probably.  If you have 
> a Labrador of your own or have ever lived with such a dog you know 
> that no other appetite on earth compares, not even that of 
> professional athletes injected with HGH and steroids.  I do believe 
> that if I ever spilled mustard or ketchup onto her that she’d consume 
> herself into nothingness and find a way of communicating with me 
> spiritually to beg for something else.
>
> “Those dogs are working the man tells the kids behind him and I hear 
> his voice like the informational voice that interrupts television 
> broadcasts to announce that a test of the Emergency Broadcast System 
> is taking place, that such is only a test and that if such was not a 
> test that I would be advised to take shelter and only to Tweet or post 
> to Facebook if the tornado strikes my neighbor’s home.
>
> I give Maggie a cursory leash tug to signal to her to come along and 
> the three of us are walking northwards again.  I have the twin leashes 
> in my left hand, my cane in my right and keep the dogs always to my 
> left which took some patience and a lot of repetition to train into 
> them.  Obviously I cannot have one or both of them crossing in front 
> of me to my right side to sniff routinely but sometimes they cannot 
> resist.  Two legs or four, you cannot beat the arc of the cane is what 
> I like to say, and many times I’ve tickled the pad of a dog foot.  Dog 
> feat are so cool and especially Labrador duck-style feat.
>
> The way I went about managing this dog-walking coordination was to 
> simply use the common stainless steel choker chains so that I could 
> heel them both quickly with a catch and release tug/signal, and 
> shorten the length of leash or leashes as necessary – Maggie always 
> the culprit - without the vinyl cloth collar rubbing and/or holding 
> uncomfortably against the neck.  This is not at all as cumbersome as 
> one might think although I do experience times when Snerdley sights a 
> rabbit or cat and he rockets ahead and will cross to my right side but 
> I simply stop, reattach my shoulder into the socket joint and think of 
> something equally as disappointing to myself like the fact that 
> Chipotle does not deliver in order to quell my guilt for restraining 
> his nature.
>
> “I know Snerdley.  I know.  You missed the rabbit.  I love fast food 
> too but can’t always have it” I tell him and he chuffs at me 
> disgustedly.  A twin portal blow through his dog nostrils is his way 
> of dismissing me I’m sure.
>
> The three of us have been walking together for five years now.  Prior 
> to engaging this twin walk I would walk one dog and return home to 
> walk the other but after months of their competitive bickering and 
> hearing “She always gets to go first,” and “that’s my leash! Why 
> doesn’t he get his own” I’d had enough and made the change to walking 
> them syemul-dog-taneously.
>
> “Now listen you two” I would demand.  “If you do not stop with this 
> bickering I’ll go myself.  Caine and I are Abel” ha ha ha.  I 
> routinely engage them with playful language this way as a means of 
> both annoyance and distraction.
>
> At present both dogs are pulling ahead strongly to be the first to 
> capture the next freshest inhalation of oxygen and I pick up my own 
> pace.  The sidewalk beneath my feat soon begins to slope downward and 
> informs me that we’re approaching the end of this block.  I mentally 
> throw my ears forward to the cross-street, the crosswalk and include 
> the passing traffic on State Route 48 to my left as I reel and shorten 
> their leashes in toward me.  Hearing predictability ahead we cross 
> this next street without stopping and maintain our pace.  It’s a 
> perfectly executed crossing; even the Russian orientation and mobility 
> instructors are pleased and their scorecard displays a 9.7 score 
> rating.  For me it is just one of those days when alignment is 
> Zen-like, and no other people approach with dogs, and no remnant of 
> parade food has been discarded in the crosswalk for distraction.
>
> In this next block is where the aluminum bleachers is positioned and 
> both block the entirety of the sidewalk which is at least twice the 
> width of suburban sidewalk path because it accommodates a very nicely 
> cobbled-brick area surrounding a city bus stop and shelter.  I am so 
> very familiar with the parade bleacher setup because at least twice in 
> the early years of my residency here I took a five foot nine-inch 
> bleacher seat or step to my forehead, my cane sweeping beneath and my 
> ears and mind elsewhere, probably dreaming of the advent of Diane 
> Sawyer’s voice in my computer’s synthesizer or a Wendy’s double burger 
> with everything the size of a Frisbee.
>
> Today as in previous years since my last headshot I have stepped off 
> the sidewalk well before the placement of the bleachers and along with 
> the dogs walk up the sloping grass of the Board of Education lawn to 
> go around the blockade.
>
> “Hello.  I like your dogs” a woman’s voice speaks to me and Maggie and 
> Snerdley are heading directly for her until Maggie stops short to root 
> at what I can only imagine is food droppings from parade-attendees.
>
> “Oh I’m sorry” the woman says as I tug on Maggie’s leash – Snerdley is 
> not a constantly begging, sniffing or food-on-the-brained kind of dog 
> – and I am again giving Maggie a smart leash correction of the sort I 
> learned how to administer when in guide dog school 20 years ago.  It 
> is a mental check at best, and the equivalent of a tap on the 
> shoulder.
>
> “I’m sorry” the woman repeats.  “I know they’re working… I shouldn’t 
> have distracted them” she says apologetically but I hear she’s smiling 
> because well… dogs have this effect on people unlike politicians.
>
> “No problem” I say loosening my hold on Maggie because she’s now 
> sweep-sniffing and no longer rooting which tells me she’s not eating 
> or about to eat.
>
> “I know you’re not supposed to pet working dogs but can I…” the woman 
> asks me.
>
> I worked with a Black Labrador guide dog for many years and I never 
> did get use to this question of simultaneous acknowledgement and 
> dismissal.  I wonder if this is limited to those who work with service 
> dogs only or if it is spoken elsewhere.
>
> “I know you’re not supposed to smoke in the maternity ward but can I?
> I know the sign reads 12 items or less but...I know it’s a school zone 
> and the cautionary light is flashing but c’mon man, it’s a Porsche.”
>
> “Sure” I say and ask if she attended the parade attempting to 
> non-sequitur a guide dog conversation which as you know is not the 
> reality of the situation, but seeing is believing.  I cannot imagine 
> being so equipped as a blind person with a cane, all my senses in 
> working order and only four dogs short of a sled-team of guide dogs 
> but this is what is seen and spoken to me routinely when we three are 
> out for a walk.  My blindness experience has taught me that we see 
> what we know and that knowing is not the same as understanding.
> Knowing is good for multiple-choice tests and Jeopardy, but 
> understanding has very little to do with memorization.
>
> “Yes.  We’re cleaning up and are waiting for the trucks to remove the 
> bleachers.  Were you here for the parade” she asks?
>
> “Yes and no “ I tell her.  “I live just two blocks south of here and 
> the parade… well it passes in front of my house.  It’s like having a 
> marching band playing in your living room” I say to her and feel 
> chills on the nape of my neck as I recall the scene I’ve just 
> inadvertently described from The Amityville Horror movie.
>
> “Oh I know you” she says.  “You’re the guy with the dogs” and I know 
> she’s saying that I am the white cane guy with the dogs more or less.
> But herein I am not WCG but the blind guy with two guide dogs, working 
> dogs or service dogs… whatever.
>
> “Yes that is me” I reply acknowledging her with a glance.
>
> “I think these dogs are so amazing… I mean what they do for you” she 
> says bending over to pet one then the other.
>
> What do I say” I ask myself.  Do I tell her truth, that my dogs are 
> regular walking, trashcan-sniffing, rabbit-chasing and obviously 
> harnessless dogs with no formal training?  This is a uniquely 
> dissonant situation for everything in plain view contradicts the 
> woman’s belief.  “God why are you doing this to me?  I ask internally.
> “Why am I doing this to myself?  Please turn my head into a plasma 
> flat screen so I might be seen” I muse patiently.  “Give me the radio 
> voice of Art Schreiber, Rush Limbaugh or Teri Gross so I might be 
> heard.”
>
> “Now where did you get them” she asks still petting and cooing to them.
>
> “Maggie is from a breeder in Tampa and Snerdley comes from the Tampa 
> Humane Society where he was doing 3 to six for civil disobedience” I 
> reply.
>
> “Whaaat” she asks laughing at me but I know she’s sincere and believes 
> the twain are working.
>
> “The truth is neither dog is a working dog” and this I relate 
> seriously.  “I sort of rescued them and they are from Tampa, Florida.”
>
> “But they work for you right” she states more than asks.
>
> “Nope.  This works with me” I say softly, smiling sincerely and 
> holding my cane upright to my side above the recently shorn front lawn 
> I feel beneath my feet.  I know my cane’s simple utilitarian power, 
> but most folk know it only as an accessory to the DMV driver exam 
> picture and functionally like a candy-striped barber pole mounted on 
> the wall outside the shop.
>
> “They’re not working for you… They’re not service animals” she replies 
> and I can hear the disbelief in her voice.
>
> “No, they’re served animals” I reply.  “They get served meals in the 
> morning and the afternoon, dog snacks from who laid the rail and take 
> routine walks with me to the pet store where they are served treats 
> and God only knows how many discounts that I am unaware of which they 
> steal from the store’s lower shelves.”
>
> The woman is laughing.  I am laughing.  I think she’s definitely a 
> dog-person.  This mistake has occurred so many many times since I 
> began walking the dogs I’ve cared for in the past ten years since my 
> former guide passed.  Who knows, maybe I’ll educate someone or even 
> better… Maybe she’ll want two dogs.
>
> “I don’t understand.  I always thought they guided you.  I’ve seen 
> them take you across the street” she says.
>
> “Take me across the street” I consider incredulously to myself?
> Chinese emperors are taken places by rickshaw inside the Imperial 
> City.  The New York Yankees are taken by floats or convertibles 
> through the streets of Brooklyn in parades celebrating victory, but 
> the last time I was taken across a street was by pram by my mother in 
> the very early seventies.
>
> “do you have a dog” I ask mild in tone and turning my gaze away so as 
> to make sure I am communicating understandingly.  I do not want to 
> give the impression that I am at all incredulous.  I do not want this 
> kind woman to feel anything but openness to the reality of me walking 
> the dogs.  I do not want to communicate a corrective “Well duh” tone 
> of voice to her.
>
> “Yes, a Beagle mix” she says and hearing Beagle I so want to reply 
> “BeagleJuice BeagleJuice BeagleJuice” but even I know now is the time 
> for seriousness.
>
> “When you walk the Beagle the Beagle sometimes walks ahead of you and 
> sometimes at your side.  Beagle turns at all the routine corners and 
> after certain street crossings. The Beagle marks territory at the 
> usual places and walks down curbs and up wheelchair ramps along with 
> you” I am explaining and she is understanding this I know because she 
> is now speaking to me engagingly and truth be told laughing at herself 
> which I can appreciate because I’ve walked into bleachers in broad 
> daylight.
>
> “Oh my God.  You’re just walking these dogs.  You’re blind though, 
> right” she asks and she is most definitely in need of confirmation.
> If ever there was an opportune time for me to walk into a tree or 
> bleachers it is now.  This would be called taking one for the team.
>
> This is true I say.  You know it is, that moment when engaged by a 
> person unfamiliar with blindness but simultaneously in-the-know of 
> blindness who needs you to confirm something obvious in its 
> functionality like reading Braille in an elevator and pressing the 
> corresponding button so the light illuminates the seeing is believing 
> truth.  It’s like asking someone at a costume party to remove their 
> Batman mask even though you know this person planned to arrive as such 
> despite the fact that the entirety of the event is a pre-planned 
> Barack and Michelle Abama look-a-like costume party.
>
> “Yes” I reply now looking uncomfortably directly at her for only a 
> second or two.
>
> “Ohhhh” she exclaims and she’s cool in manner and not at all 
> uncomfortable with the word blind which I really appreciate.
>
> “Sweet!” I’m elated.  “She’s cool with it.  I can get on with my 
> walk,” but now I’m hearing the dismantling of square one and the 
> proposal of site excavation and remodeling plans being offered to the 
> department of my ways and means ha ha ha.
>
> “But how…?  You just walk… alone…, with that” she states a bit 
> incredulously and obviously pointing at my cane as if I’m holding a 
> soiled diaper.
>
> I have a choice to make.  I can prolong the exchange which has turned 
> into a whole bunch of everything regarding blindness and maybe dispel 
> her disbelief.  I could make another joke and tell her that yes I do 
> use the cane, it works for free, I incur no health insurance costs, it 
> requires no room and board, does not cheat at cards and also functions 
> as a sweeping tool for the identification and retrieval of all the 
> single socks that have gone amiss beneath beds and behind the washing 
> machine and dryer in my home.  I could answer yes and excuse myself 
> and continue walking and this is what I did more or less.
>
> “My name is David” I say holding out my hand to her and we shake.
> “This cane is to me, a literal extension of my arm and hand with five 
> fingers each with an eyeball for a fingerprint.  It informs me of 
> everything I need to know 65 inches ahead of my scheduled arrival.  It 
> really works wonderfully in its simplicity.”
>
> “Oh I guess so” she replied in a tone of challenged consideration.  “I 
> never really thought…  But don’t you need a service dog” she asked?
>
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Teacher of students who are blind or visually impaired
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