[Ohio-talk] Joke of the DayFW: 7 23 18 funny

Thu Jul 26 21:05:00 UTC 2018

Even your teeth, oh I mean Dentures?

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From: Ohio-Talk [mailto:ohio-talk-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Cheryl
Fields via Ohio-Talk
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Cc: Cheryl Fields <cherylelaine1957 at gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [Ohio-talk] Joke of the DayFW: 7 23 18 funny

 This is so funny!!! Thanks for sending it, I needed a really good laugh
today. Thanks again and another thing I hope I can share everything with the
one I love when I get to be that old, LLL, Ha, Ha, Ha! Have a great rest of
your week! Cheryl Fields

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> Good Morning do you need a laugh. Check this out
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> A little old couple walked slowly into McDonald's that cold winter 
> evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young 
> couples eating there
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> that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.
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> You could tell what the admirers were thinking: "Look, there is a 
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> been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
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> The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his 
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> no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table 
> near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was 
> one hamburger, one
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> order of french fries and one drink.
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> The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it 
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> He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out 
> the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile 
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> his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set 
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> As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the crowd began to 
> get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking: "That poor 
> old couple.
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> All they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began 
> to eat
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> his french fries one young man stood and came over to the old couple's 
> table.
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> He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The 
> old man
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> replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.
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> Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. 
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> sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns 
> sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to 
> let him buy them something to eat. The man again explained that no, 
> they were used to sharing everything together.
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> As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly 
> with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came 
> over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being politely 
> refused again, he finally asked a question of the little old lady: 
> "Ma'am, why aren't you eating?
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> You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"
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> She answered, "The teeth."
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Wishing You All the Best,

Cheryl E. Fields

A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life
when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
--D. Elton Trueblood
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