[Ohio-talk] Joke Of The Day!

[Suzanne Turner]

All,

 

I thought I would share this. Dick Davis shares "joke of the day" on
Facebook. This is very funny and I had him to send it to me by email so I
could share it.

 

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A woman took her pet duck to the vet.  "He just keeled over", she said,
"please help him!"

The vet examined the duck and said, "I'm sorry, but your pet is dead."

"No!" said the woman, "That can't be!  Can't you do some tests or
something?"

The vet reluctantly agreed and had the veterinary assistant bring in a tabby
cat.  The cat sniffed the duck over and gave the woman a sad look.

"See," the vet said, "Animals know! Your duck has died."

"No!" the woman cried, "Please do one more test!"

The vet got a big Labrador retriever.  The dog put its paws up on the table,
sniffed the duck thoroughly, and gave the woman a sad look.

"See," said the vet, "Animals know!  Your duck is deceased!"

"I suppose I must accept it," the woman said, "how much do I owe you?"

"$150", said the vet.  

"That's outrageous!" said the woman, "Why so much?"

"it's $50 for the office visit, $50 for the cat scan, and $50 for the lab
report", the vet replied.  

 

Suzanne Hartfield-Turner, President

NFBOH-Cleveland

P: (440) 462-9755

A: PO Box 141077

Cleveland, Ohio 44114

E: President.NFB.ClevelandOhio at Gmail.com
<mailto:President.NFB.ClevelandOhio at Gmail.com> 

 

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