[Ohio-talk] Joke Of The Day!

[Cheryl Fields]

Oh Boy, this is funny! Thanks needed a good laugh tonight, lol! CF


On 3/13/18, Wanda Sloan via Ohio-Talk <ohio-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> Cute LLOL
>
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> From: Ohio-Talk [mailto:ohio-talk-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Suzanne
> Turner via Ohio-Talk
> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2018 4:01 PM
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> Cc: Suzanne Turner <smturner.234 at gmail.com>
> Subject: [Ohio-talk] Joke Of The Day!
>
> All,
>
>
>
> I thought I would share this. Dick Davis shares "joke of the day" on
> Facebook. This is very funny and I had him to send it to me by email so I
> could share it.
>
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> A woman took her pet duck to the vet.  "He just keeled over", she said,
> "please help him!"
>
> The vet examined the duck and said, "I'm sorry, but your pet is dead."
>
> "No!" said the woman, "That can't be!  Can't you do some tests or
> something?"
>
> The vet reluctantly agreed and had the veterinary assistant bring in a
> tabby
> cat.  The cat sniffed the duck over and gave the woman a sad look.
>
> "See," the vet said, "Animals know! Your duck has died."
>
> "No!" the woman cried, "Please do one more test!"
>
> The vet got a big Labrador retriever.  The dog put its paws up on the
> table,
> sniffed the duck thoroughly, and gave the woman a sad look.
>
> "See," said the vet, "Animals know!  Your duck is deceased!"
>
> "I suppose I must accept it," the woman said, "how much do I owe you?"
>
> "$150", said the vet.
>
> "That's outrageous!" said the woman, "Why so much?"
>
> "it's $50 for the office visit, $50 for the cat scan, and $50 for the lab
> report", the vet replied.
>
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Cheryl E. Fields


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