[Ohio-Talk] You have to laugh sometime

[Wanda]

*A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS* Author Unknown 

 

AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do? 

 CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state. 

 AMERICA: Wait... what? Why? 

 CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and
it's working. 

 OHIO: Whoa... whoa... let's not be hasty now. The president said that this
whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax. 

 CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.


 TEXAS: But the president said that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be
zero. 

 CALIFORNIA: The president can't count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut
down your state. 

 NEW JERSEY: Us too? 

 CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the
bridge, but it's your whole state. 

 FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a
lot of money here! 

 CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your
state. 

 LOUISIANA: But wait let's have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people. 

 CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down. 

 GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega
churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes
away! 

 CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us
to tell you to shut down your state. 

 OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers? 

 CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down. 

 WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president
said. 

 CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no
counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down. 

 PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal. 

 CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it. 

 WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus! 

 CALIFORNIA: And don't make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down. 

 NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here! 

 CALIFORNIA: SHUT... ok fine do what you want.

 

 

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