[rehab] The 12 days of what?

Thu Dec 16 17:38:17 UTC 2010

Dick,

Then there are those agencies -- like the one in my state -- that won't buy
technology for a blind person who has a job!  If, in the course of
developing and IPE with your VR counselor, you receive a promotion to
management, the social workers at the main office across the state will
determine you to be unemployable even before you come across the state for
an assessment.  Also, the same social workers will determine that you have
really great vision.  If you suggest, for the 5th or 6th time that they
accept your offer of copies of the reports from the last 3 eye doctors of
various levels you've seen at your own expense, they can become downright
hostile.

And that's just for starters...

Meanwhile, though, you are free to learn cane skills, O&M, adaptive skills,
braille, the ins and outs of adaptive technology, etc., all on your own,
even at your own expense.  It will make them real mad, but they can't stop
you.  /grin/  They still want to teach you to walk around the block and tie
your own shoes, but you can just decide you have better things to do with
your time, like trying to figure out how to get back to work now that you're
living on SSD and paying out of pocket medical expenses to recover from the
injuries you picked up mysteriously in the course of dealing with them.
They will be happy to point out that your refusal to learn adaptive skills
just demonstrates your failure to cooperate.

Picking up a contract in your field at $100/hr and giving it another go just
in case will not result in so much as the upgrade to JAWS you need to
continue the contract.  You can get lots and lots of verbally abusive
e-mails from them, though!  In case you can find someone to show the e-mails
to.  Also, you can, if you're willing to put yourself through the
aggravation, get a meeting with the VR director and CAP attorney and your
case worker on tape!  An hour straight of nonstop verbal abuse in an
aggressive vocal tone!  Great stuff.

All I want for Christmas is someone in this state with clout to do something
who will look into these matters and perhaps consider that the agency's
current standard operating procedures in reference to their consumers is
perhaps not the best use of taxpayer dollars....

Now, back to my regularly scheduled day of battling aged and decrepit
technology, out dated JAWS, and no braille display to make some progress on
my volunteer projects while trying to figure out how to buy makeup this
month so I can show up for a job interview with the feds.  I hear they
actually will hire blind people and ....  Wait for it!  Provide tools for
them to use on the job.  So I'm preparing to be off with my owner-trained
guide dog in her new, pristine job interview harness in search of the wily
employment!  Or I could just give her a copy of my resume and a nice cover
letter and send her in to get me a job so I can afford to buy make up to go
get a job.  /lol/  She does love the "find" command.

It is a crazy world we live in, what?

Tami Smith-Kinney

-----Original Message-----
From: rehab-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:rehab-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf
Of Dick Davis
Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 7:20 AM
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Subject: Re: [rehab] The 12 days of what?

Hi,
In your dreams!  Many agencies won't even buy technology until a blind
person gets a job, even though it would help if they got it earlier and had
a chance to become proficient using it.  There are exceptions, of course.
Dick Davis

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[mailto:iaaisorg-announce at yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Les Myers
Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 6:21 AM
To: IAAIS
Subject: [IAAIS] The 12 days of what?

Good morning. This nifty piece appeared on our Maine blind-forum group
yesterday:

The 12 Days of Rehab
By: John Weidlich

Here is a silly song I wrote that I hope you might find amusing. It can be
sung roughly to the melody of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
John .
The Twelve Days of Rehab

Intro: The first time I called Rehab, they told me I would need

An eye exam to see what I could see.

The next time I called rehab, they assigned to me

A friendly rehab counselor, and here's what she gave to me.

On the first rehab visit my counselor gave to me, a white cane because I
can't see.

2. On the second rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, Lots of paper work
And

a white cane because I can't see.

3. On the third rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,

Hand-held magnifiers, Lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't
see.

4. On the fourth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,

Talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paper work And a
white cane because I can't see.

5. On the fifth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,

A CCTV, talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paperwork
And a white cane because I can't see.

6. On the sixth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,

A golden lab a-barking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I
can't see.

7. On the seventh rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A new computer
talking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.

8. On the eighth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,

Braille and cooking lessons, all that other stuff And a white cane because I

can't see.

9. On the ninth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,

A Victor Stream downloading, all that other stuff And a white cane because I

can't see.

10. On the tenth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,

A Braille embosser brailling, all that other stuff And a white cane because
I can't see.

11. On the eleventh rehab visit my counselor gave to me,

college courses for taking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I
can't see.

12. On the twelfth rehab visit my counselor said to me,

"Your case is closed," but there's no job for me.

But that's ok, because I still got to keep the college courses, the Braille
embosser, the Victor Stream, the Braille and cooking lessons, the talking
computer, the guide dog, the CCTV, the talking clock and watch, the
hand-held magnifier, the paperwork and-the white cane because I can't see.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas With a Capital C.!!
John

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