[stylist] reading pictures

[John Lee Clark]

Jim:

My favorite Helen Keller joke is:

How did Helen Keller get her cheek burned?

She answered the iron.

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From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
Behalf Of James Canaday M.A. N6YR
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yep,
that was it.
maybe to celebrate the new year/new years eve we should share other 
jokes we like on here?
jc

Jim Canaday M.A.
Lawrence, KS

At 07:45 PM 12/30/2008, you wrote:
>Well, Jim, I don't know if I remember that one ... (smile)
>         There was, however, this blind guy who went to a bar, and after a
>couple drinks asked if anyone wanted to hear a blond joke.
>         "Now," said the bartender, "I know you cant see, so in the
interest
>of fairness I have to tell you; I'm blond, 6-4 and a professional wrestler.
>The lady to your right is blond and a black-belt in corrati. Two of the
>three bikers at the table behind you are blond. Do you still want to tell
>your joke, Buddy?"
>         "No," the blind guy said after some reflection, "not if I have to
>explain it 5 times!"
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>Behalf Of James Canaday M.A. N6YR
>Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:27 PM
>To: NFBnet Writer's Division Mailing List
>Subject: Re: [stylist] reading pictures
>
>It could be worse, I could  be blond.
>
>
>
>Angela has a hilarious blind/blond joke, perhaps she can be induced to put
>it on the list!
>it is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
>jc
>
>Jim Canaday M.A.
>Lawrence, KS
>
>At 04:20 PM 12/30/2008, you wrote:
> >I don't have one of those  tools, so either someone reads it to me they
> >reformat it for me or I don't get it.
> >
> >It could be worse, I could  be blond.
> >Oh! that was a joke... really!
> >
> >Atty
> >Life is short ...forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh
> >uncontrollably...
> >and never regret anything that made you smile
> >
> >"Qui docet, discit."
> >"He who teaches, learns"
> >
> >I have learned that people will forget what you said, people will
> >forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them
> >feel.
> >Maya Angelou
> >
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