[stylist] jokes

Wed Dec 31 03:43:17 UTC 2008

oh yes,
friend who did a "meet the blind month" blog for our local 
chapter.  the blog was on our newspaper's website, and she is very 
popular.  she was curious about blind jokes which blind people might 
appreciate.  she enjoyed your blonde/blind joke, as I do too.

a blind guy walks into a store with his guide dog, puts down the 
harness.  then suddenly picks up his dog by the tail and swings him around.
the manager rushes up to him saying:
"Sir, sir!  What are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm just looking around."

jc

Jim Canaday M.A.
Lawrence, KS

At 08:45 PM 12/30/2008, you wrote:
>That'd be fun. Didn't you say Jim that a friend of yours was collecting
>blind jokes for a project of some kind?
>
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>yep,
>that was it.
>maybe to celebrate the new year/new years eve we should share other jokes we
>like on here?
>jc
>
>Jim Canaday M.A.
>Lawrence, KS
>
>At 07:45 PM 12/30/2008, you wrote:
> >Well, Jim, I don't know if I remember that one ... (smile)
> >         There was, however, this blind guy who went to a bar, and
> >after a couple drinks asked if anyone wanted to hear a blond joke.
> >         "Now," said the bartender, "I know you cant see, so in the
> >interest of fairness I have to tell you; I'm blond, 6-4 and a professional
>wrestler.
> >The lady to your right is blond and a black-belt in corrati. Two of the
> >three bikers at the table behind you are blond. Do you still want to
> >tell your joke, Buddy?"
> >         "No," the blind guy said after some reflection, "not if I have
> >to explain it 5 times!"
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
> >Behalf Of James Canaday M.A. N6YR
> >Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:27 PM
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> >Subject: Re: [stylist] reading pictures
> >
> >It could be worse, I could  be blond.
> >
> >
> >
> >Angela has a hilarious blind/blond joke, perhaps she can be induced to
> >put it on the list!
> >it is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
> >jc
> >
> >Jim Canaday M.A.
> >Lawrence, KS
> >
> >At 04:20 PM 12/30/2008, you wrote:
> > >I don't have one of those  tools, so either someone reads it to me
> > >they reformat it for me or I don't get it.
> > >
> > >It could be worse, I could  be blond.
> > >Oh! that was a joke... really!
> > >
> > >Atty
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