[stylist] Jewl's Joke? please

Thu Sep 9 04:12:46 UTC 2010

and the e-mail, it was a pun.

At 10:30 PM 9/8/2010, you wrote:
>The joke --- it was a jewel!
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>Behalf Of Jewel S.
>Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 8:25 PM
>To: newmanrl at cox.net; Writer's Division Mailing List
>Subject: Re: [stylist] Jewl's Joke? please
>
>George fits his guide dog with a speech translator which translates
>his dog's barks into English. He decides to test the translator with a
>stroll around the park. Walking along the park trail, the dog whimpers
>a little, and the translator speaks up, "There's a squirrel...can't I
>chase him?" A little further along, the dog stops in his tracks,
>emitting a very faint snuff. The translator again speaks up, "Wait a
>moment, there's a bike crossing our path." George is loving this new
>means of communication with his dog. He pats his bright pup and says
>"Good boy." The dog pants, and the translator says "I know I'm
>wonderful. Thank you, thank you very much."
>
>They continue on their walk, George carrying on a wonderful
>conversation with his guide dog about the weather, the children
>playing, the stray cat that the pup needs to leave alone. Abruptly,
>the dog sidesteps, but not in time. The translator speaks up as the
>dog barks, "Watch out for that..."
>
>Just as George smacks his head on a low hanging branch, the translator
>finishes, "...tree."
>
>~Written by Jewel Shuping
>
>I told you it was corny. Just remember, you were warned.
>
>On 9/8/10, Robert Leslie Newman <newmanrl at cox.net> wrote:
> > Jewl
> >
> > I'd like to read your joke! And you are saying it is one that you
>created?!?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
> > Behalf Of Jewel S.
> > Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 4:09 PM
> > To: Writer's Division Mailing List
> > Subject: Re: [stylist] Chapter Newsletters
> >
> > Awesome suggetions, and thank you for pointing out the NFB Editors
> > list! I did not see that one, and will join today...I didn't realize
> > it's almost 5pm. I've been sooo busy with getting door prizes ready
> > for the State Convention, Brailling labels and recipes and preparing
> > to type up 20 pages of Braille tomorrow for Sunday's service, calling
> > people to remind them of a fundraiser conference call, conferring with
> > my EiC/President on a few details for the newsletter, and asking this
> > or that person to write reports or articles for the newsletter. Doing
> > a good job of a newsletter is hard work! *grin* I'm loving it already.
> >
> > I'd love to read the article for the Maryland newsletter about the
> > trip to China. It sounds very interesting.
> >
> > This month's newsletter will have the usual note about the monthly
> > meeting and the eat-out afterwards, a report on the state convention
> > this weekend (to be written after the wekend, of course), a Mark Your
> > Calendar section of fundraisers and local events and conferences,
> > reports on the recent yard sale's final count, a report on the Member
> > Drive last month, an article about a recent trip that a group of
> > members took to the NC Civil Rights Museum, an article I am writing
> > called "Decorating Your White Cane for Halloween: Silly or Awesome?"
> > about incorporating your white cane into a Halloween costume, such as
> > making it a shepherd's hook for a Little Bo Peep costume or a banana
> > tree for a monkey suit. I am also including a corny joke I wrote and
> > will share with the Writer's Division if youw ant...if you don't want
> > to hear it, don't ask for it *grin*
> >
> > The newsletter is going to be so chock full of information, and I'm so
> > excited! It is a great creative outlet for me, and something that will
> > show my true love of journalism, which I have considered taking as a
> > minor.
> >
> > Thanks for all the suggestions and ideas. I'm well on the way to
> > making this newsletter something really special for the local
> > community!
> >
> >
> > On 9/7/10, Jacobson, Shawn D <Shawn.D.Jacobson at hud.2gov> wrote:
> >> For those who are interested, I am attaching the most recent edition of
> > The
> >> Braille Spectator, the Maryland state affiliate newsletter.  It has an
> >> article that I wrote about a trip my family and I made to China last
>year.
> >>
> >> Shawn
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
> >> Behalf Of Robert Leslie Newman
> >> Sent: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 10:49 AM
> >> To: 'Writer's Division Mailing List'
> >> Subject: Re: [stylist] Chapter Newsletters
> >>
> >> Jewel
> >>
> >> There also is a mailing list just for editors of newsletters (chapter or
> >> affiliate or whatever). You can join it on nfbnet.org and the list is
> > called
> >> nfb-editors
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
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> >
> >
> > --
> > ~Jewel
> > Check out my blog about accessibility for the blind!
> > Treasure Chest for the Blind: http://blindtreasurechest.blogspot.com
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>Check out my blog about accessibility for the blind!
>Treasure Chest for the Blind: http://blindtreasurechest.blogspot.com
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