[stylist] Jewl's Joke? please

[Jewel S.]

I hope you guys were able to catch the two movie references...*grin*

On 9/9/10, Jacobson, Shawn D <Shawn.D.Jacobson at hud.gov> wrote:
> Sounds like George had a ruff walk in the park.
>
> The best.
>
> Shawn
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
> Behalf Of Jewel S.
> Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 9:25 PM
> To: newmanrl at cox.net; Writer's Division Mailing List
> Subject: Re: [stylist] Jewl's Joke? please
>
> George fits his guide dog with a speech translator which translates
> his dog's barks into English. He decides to test the translator with a
> stroll around the park. Walking along the park trail, the dog whimpers
> a little, and the translator speaks up, "There's a squirrel...can't I
> chase him?" A little further along, the dog stops in his tracks,
> emitting a very faint snuff. The translator again speaks up, "Wait a
> moment, there's a bike crossing our path." George is loving this new
> means of communication with his dog. He pats his bright pup and says
> "Good boy." The dog pants, and the translator says "I know I'm
> wonderful. Thank you, thank you very much."
>
> They continue on their walk, George carrying on a wonderful
> conversation with his guide dog about the weather, the children
> playing, the stray cat that the pup needs to leave alone. Abruptly,
> the dog sidesteps, but not in time. The translator speaks up as the
> dog barks, "Watch out for that..."
>
> Just as George smacks his head on a low hanging branch, the translator
> finishes, "...tree."
>
> ~Written by Jewel Shuping
>
> I told you it was corny. Just remember, you were warned.
>
> On 9/8/10, Robert Leslie Newman <newmanrl at cox.net> wrote:
>> Jewl
>>
>> I'd like to read your joke! And you are saying it is one that you
>> created?!?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>> Behalf Of Jewel S.
>> Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 4:09 PM
>> To: Writer's Division Mailing List
>> Subject: Re: [stylist] Chapter Newsletters
>>
>> Awesome suggetions, and thank you for pointing out the NFB Editors
>> list! I did not see that one, and will join today...I didn't realize
>> it's almost 5pm. I've been sooo busy with getting door prizes ready
>> for the State Convention, Brailling labels and recipes and preparing
>> to type up 20 pages of Braille tomorrow for Sunday's service, calling
>> people to remind them of a fundraiser conference call, conferring with
>> my EiC/President on a few details for the newsletter, and asking this
>> or that person to write reports or articles for the newsletter. Doing
>> a good job of a newsletter is hard work! *grin* I'm loving it already.
>>
>> I'd love to read the article for the Maryland newsletter about the
>> trip to China. It sounds very interesting.
>>
>> This month's newsletter will have the usual note about the monthly
>> meeting and the eat-out afterwards, a report on the state convention
>> this weekend (to be written after the wekend, of course), a Mark Your
>> Calendar section of fundraisers and local events and conferences,
>> reports on the recent yard sale's final count, a report on the Member
>> Drive last month, an article about a recent trip that a group of
>> members took to the NC Civil Rights Museum, an article I am writing
>> called "Decorating Your White Cane for Halloween: Silly or Awesome?"
>> about incorporating your white cane into a Halloween costume, such as
>> making it a shepherd's hook for a Little Bo Peep costume or a banana
>> tree for a monkey suit. I am also including a corny joke I wrote and
>> will share with the Writer's Division if youw ant...if you don't want
>> to hear it, don't ask for it *grin*
>>
>> The newsletter is going to be so chock full of information, and I'm so
>> excited! It is a great creative outlet for me, and something that will
>> show my true love of journalism, which I have considered taking as a
>> minor.
>>
>> Thanks for all the suggestions and ideas. I'm well on the way to
>> making this newsletter something really special for the local
>> community!
>>
>>
>> On 9/7/10, Jacobson, Shawn D <Shawn.D.Jacobson at hud.2gov> wrote:
>>> For those who are interested, I am attaching the most recent edition of
>> The
>>> Braille Spectator, the Maryland state affiliate newsletter.  It has an
>>> article that I wrote about a trip my family and I made to China last
>>> year.
>>>
>>> Shawn
>>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>>> Behalf Of Robert Leslie Newman
>>> Sent: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 10:49 AM
>>> To: 'Writer's Division Mailing List'
>>> Subject: Re: [stylist] Chapter Newsletters
>>>
>>> Jewel
>>>
>>> There also is a mailing list just for editors of newsletters (chapter or
>>> affiliate or whatever). You can join it on nfbnet.org and the list is
>> called
>>> nfb-editors
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>
>>
>> --
>> ~Jewel
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~Jewel
Check out my blog about accessibility for the blind!
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