[stylist] humor essay prompt response

[Lynda Lambert]

Chris, you brought back some memories for me with this snapshot of Graceland 
today. I happened to be in Memphis for a conference on interdisciplinary 
studies. I was with several colleagues from the Humanities Dept. One 
colleague was mad about Elvis. As a joke one student had ordered a black 
velvet painting of Elvis off of Ebay and gave it to my eolleague for 
Christmas.

We all decided we could skip out on our conference one afternoon and we all 
went to Graceland. We felt like bad kids skipping school, but we had so much 
fun joking about it.

The other thing I remember from that trip was being in downtown Memphis. 
People were dancing in the streets and it was so laid back and casual. My 
colleague and I joined in the dance on the street.  The painting on velvet 
still hangs in my friend's office, many years later.

Thanks for the memories.  Lynda
Lynda Lambert
104 River Road
Ellwood City, PA 16117

724 758 4979

My Blog:  http://www.walkingbyinnervision.blogspot.com
My Website:  http://lyndalambert.com






----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Chris Kuell" <ckuell at comcast.net>
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Sent: Friday, March 30, 2012 10:09 AM
Subject: [stylist] humor essay prompt response


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> Goin' to Graceland
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> By Chris Kuell
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> In late summer 1996, I was blind in one eye and losing ground fast in the 
> other. I'd been a relatively healthy diabetic for the past twenty-five 
> years, but the Mountain Dews and Ring Dings were taking their toll. With 
> Blindzilla breathing down my neck, I needed a miracle. It arrived when my 
> boss sent me on a business trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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> It is written that Jesus lived in a state of grace in a middle-eastern 
> land. As I picked up the phone to make travel arrangements, it occurred to 
> me that Elvis lived in Graceland in a Middle Eastern state. Coincidence, 
> or the divine hand of Yahweh?
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> Memphis was a mere 283 miles from Chattanooga. Before I knew it, my alarm 
> went off at the Fairview Motor Lodge and I was going to Graceland.
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> The parking lot was already buzzing when I arrived at seven a.m. License 
> plates ranged from Florida to California and Quebec. Blue-haired women in 
> their Sunday dresses chatted like little school girls about how gorgeous 
> Elvis was in Kid Galahad. I followed the other homage payers and purchased 
> my ticket.
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> Naturally, Graceland was set up for maximum profitability. Visitors must 
> park across the street and wait for a tour bus to take twenty seekers at a 
> time. Meanwhile, I visited the memorabilia shop, saw Elvis's collection of 
> cars and airplanes, and ate a peanut butter and banana sandwich at Elvis' 
> diner.
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> Once through those uniquely musical iron gates, I was enamored with the 
> gaudy beauty of Graceland. To those who appreciated the seventies, the 
> interior is heaven. Brilliant and opulent, it reeks of expensive tack. The 
> billiard room's ceiling and walls drip with a single cardinal colored 
> tapestry. Elaborate animal carvings embellish the arms of chairs in the 
> Jungle room. A hallway of blue suede features hundreds of platinum and 
> gold records. The magnificent Silver Phoenix Jumpsuit from his 1968 
> Comeback Tour is displayed in a glass case.
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> At one point, I hung back from my group to get a word with a guard who 
> sported a diamond stud earring.
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> "Listen," I said conspiriatorilly. "I need to see that most sacred of 
> grounds. I need to sit on the toilet where Elvis died. I'll give you 
> twenty bucks to take my picture."
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> A glint of white showed in the corners of his mouth, but he shook his head 
> and asked me to move along.
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> "Forty bucks? A hundred bucks," I pleaded. "I won't tell a soul." He took 
> my shoulder and guided me out to Elvis's grave and meditation garden.
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> I elbowed my way past a French speaking woman with mascara dripping down 
> her face like butter off a baguette, and knelt before the remains of the 
> King.
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> Elvis, you were a good man, always generous to your friends. You don't 
> know me, but I'd sure appreciate your putting in a good word on my behalf 
> with that big Cadillac dealer in the sky.
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> As I headed to the airport, my suitcase full of Elvis dog-tags, a 
> Graceland Viewfinder, Love Me Tender Shampoo and a Burning Love 45, I 
> reflected on something the King once said.
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> "I believe the key to happiness is someone to love, something to do, and 
> something to look forward to."
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> No miracle, but wise words from a King who also paid dearly for his love 
> of deep-fried Twinkies.
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