[stylist] Wet Christmas

[Jacobson, Shawn D]

Here is a Christmas parody inspired by the weather we've been having.

Wet Christmas (to the tune of White Christmas).

I'm slogging through a wet Christmas;
this crumby weather has me down.
Well my feet are squishing, and trees are dripping,
and everything is gray and brown.
I'm squelching through this wet Christmas
so pardon me if I should fret.
It's as dreary here as it can get,
Oh! This crazy Christmas is so wet.

Shawn