[stylist] A Parody of Modern Internet Communication

[Susan Tabor]

Hi, Jackie:

I do write poetry; free verse, in the freest sense!  I just wrote one which
is really long and I may submit it after I tinker with it a little.

My spiritual director has me journaling and this will probably be going to
my spiritual director as well.  Stay tuned!
Thanks for your warm welcome!
Susan

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Susan,
How nice of you to write. No, I did not recognize your name.
Perhaps you will not be shy, and will enter something of your own now that
you know that anything goes.
Do you write poetry? Will look forward to any post you might submit.
Jackie Lee

Time is the school in which we learn.
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Delmore Schwartz	 

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Hi, Jackie:

Susan Tabor here from Lawrence, Kansas.  I'm not new to the list but I've
been shy about posting.

This made me laugh so hard!  What a fun piece! Thanks for posting it!
Still Laughing,
Susan

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To all,
I made a remark lately that sometimes, the over-use of lol sometimes
distracted me. I do not text, and have missed much of what is now common
practice in writing. But I could not help having a little fun with it. 
Forgive and keep using what pleases you.
A   Parody of Modern Internet Communication
 
Poopulation* (lol)Control 
              *stolen from Helen? Prompt: Microbes and Men
 
Our body is a host to varied forms.
Bacteria, yeast, viruses hide out-
our navels, toes, and armpits are the norms.(yuck) I search new remedies to
think about.
 
My shedding skin feeds dust mites in the rug.(gasp) while pillows breathe in
microbes from my nose.(sneeze) A virus might jump bodies if I hug.(tears)
For cleanliness, I've given up on those.(frown)
 
Recycled water washes veggies, fruits,
while adding hormones, penicillin too.(apprehension) Will probiotics working
in cahoots with fecal transplants of another's pooh,(double yuck, fart,
oops, sorry)
 
transform our lives to regularity?(grin) With worries gone about things that
perturb, like gluten, we could find some parity.(smile) What's missing we
can do with oil and herb.(how)
 
You say you've tried all that but nothing works?(sob) You must have secrets
that cannot be shared.(frustration) Just give up all those sweets and
fructose perks,(double sob) the cheese, hot chocolate, spices. You'll be
spared.(4 letter word)
 
In deprivation now, I say, "Who cares!"(lol)
 
 
Jackie Lee
 
Time is the school in which we learn.
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Delmore Schwartz       
 
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