[stylist] A Parody of Modern Internet Communication

[Shelley Alongi]

OK this is pretty funny. Shows how paranoid our society is doesn't it? Nice job Jackie

shelley Queen of Bells out Sent from my iPhone

> On Aug 8, 2015, at 2:25 PM, Jackie Williams via stylist <stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> Eve,
> I am so glad that are bunch of people that have  a weird sense of humor,
> like mine.
> Thanks for the feedback.
> 
> Jackie Lee
> 
> Time is the school in which we learn.
> Time is the fire in which we burn.
> Delmore Schwartz     
> 
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of EvaMarie
> Sanchez via stylist
> Sent: Saturday, August 08, 2015 12:11 PM
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> 
> Okay I must share this.
> I had temporarily forgotten the whole of Jackie's post, poem included, and
> when reading Myrna's response... well, that's all there was in my mind.
> So, when she "lost it at fart" I almost fell off my seat with laughter.
> Eve
> 
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> On Sat, Aug 8, 2015 at 10:54 AM, Myrna Badgerow via stylist <
> stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
>> Oh my goodness! I am laughing so hard here. I lost it at "fart".
>> Loved it!
>> Myrna
>> 
>> Sent from my iPhone
>> 
>>> On Aug 8, 2015, at 11:01 AM, Jackie Williams via stylist <
>> stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
>>> 
>>> To all,
>>> I made a remark lately that sometimes, the over-use of lol sometimes
>>> distracted me. I do not text, and have missed much of what is now common
>>> practice in writing. But I could not help having a little fun with it.
>>> Forgive and keep using what pleases you.
>>> A   Parody of Modern Internet Communication
>>> 
>>> Poopulation* (lol)Control
>>>             *stolen from Helen? Prompt: Microbes and Men
>>> 
>>> Our body is a host to varied forms.
>>> Bacteria, yeast, viruses hide out-
>>> our navels, toes, and armpits are the norms.(yuck)
>>> I search new remedies to think about.
>>> 
>>> My shedding skin feeds dust mites in the rug.(gasp)
>>> while pillows breathe in microbes from my nose.(sneeze)
>>> A virus might jump bodies if I hug.(tears)
>>> For cleanliness, I've given up on those.(frown)
>>> 
>>> Recycled water washes veggies, fruits,
>>> while adding hormones, penicillin too.(apprehension)
>>> Will probiotics working in cahoots
>>> with fecal transplants of another's pooh,(double yuck, fart, oops,
> sorry)
>>> 
>>> transform our lives to regularity?(grin)
>>> With worries gone about things that perturb,
>>> like gluten, we could find some parity.(smile)
>>> What's missing we can do with oil and herb.(how)
>>> 
>>> You say you've tried all that but nothing works?(sob)
>>> You must have secrets that cannot be shared.(frustration)
>>> Just give up all those sweets and fructose perks,(double sob)
>>> the cheese, hot chocolate, spices. You'll be spared.(4 letter word)
>>> 
>>> In deprivation now, I say, "Who cares!"(lol)
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Jackie Lee
>>> 
>>> Time is the school in which we learn.
>>> Time is the fire in which we burn.
>>> Delmore Schwartz
>>> 
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