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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">The following story is similar to that
of Sampson, its predecessor, in that it came from nowhere and just settled
itself in </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">my mind. The basic storyline was
there, all I had to do was to pad it oute</FONT></DIV>
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The Judge</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">The judge, a long, cadaverous
personage, entered his court room, and after having glanced, firstly, at the
jury and then at </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">the few spectators, mainly
friends/enemies of the accused and the other, he suspected, took his place
in his chair.<BR>The reason for the trial was given by the clerk of the court
and then there was a period of silence which, obviously </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>discombobulated<FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman"> his
worship.<BR>Eventually, turning to the public persecutor,<BR>he asked if that
gentleman intended to open the case? to which question, that gentleman
replied that he had nothing to </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">say.<BR>"really!!! are you
sure? asked the judge, to which the persecutor said that he
was!!!<BR>"Well! in that case, I have no option but to dismiss the case
and, turning to the jury, he thanked them for their time, </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">which, he apologised had been wasted,
and wished them a "good morning".<BR>The judge, followed by the clerk of the
court returned to his chambers and throwing off his gown, he revealed a pair of
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">very ancient trousers.<BR>Turning to
the clerk, Bob Brown, he said: "As we both seem to have a day off, are you
up to a day's fishing? "Sounds good </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">to me!" said Bob, "any particular
reason why today and not yesterday when we were both at a loose end?"<BR>The
judge, now not "your honour or any other title, but just Jo Smith replied that,
actually, there was a reason, and he </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">went on to elaborate.<BR>Last night, I
had a vivid dream: so real that I wondered if I was dreaming or was it,
actually, happening.<BR>I received a dripping wet email and when I checked the
address, I found that it had been sent via a phishphone and the </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">address of the sender was:<BR><A
href="mailto:TheLockNessMonsterOrSomethingSimilar@gillmail">TheLockNessMonsterOrSomethingSimilar@gillmail</A>,
and the email itself went:<BR>"Many fishermen, and the occasional woman, have
tried to catch me but, as is obvious, all have failed.<BR>It is some time since
I have had so much fun, so when you have a free day, how about coming along and
giving us both a good </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">workout; bring a likeminded
friend, if you wish!!!<BR>Both judge and clerk having assumed their everyday
personae, retrieved their fishing gear from their lockers, and hurried
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">to their bicycles and nimbly: hold the
nimbly: and rode off in the direction of the lade: not Ness: but who
gives a </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4
face="Times New Roman">monkeys!!!<BR>
The end<BR>I know zilch about fishing so I don't intend to spoil a good yarn,
and if there are any fisherpersons among my readers, who </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">have the talent, you are welcome to
continue with the dramatic ending which could be how </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">TheLochNessMonsterOrSomethingSimilar
made another escape or met the fate of many of his rellies.</FONT></DIV>
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Jewel </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A title=stylist@nfbnet.org
href="mailto:stylist@nfbnet.org">Jacobson, Shawn D via Stylist</A>
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