[Travelandtourism] a bit of travel humor

[cheryl echevarria]

Diversions for the weekend!
"Watch for big problems; they disguise big opportunities."=20

A Bit of Humor
A wag on the web has come up with a list of terms for when you need all =
your powers of persuasion to close the sale.

Old world charm ................... Room with no TV, radio and only 1 =
light
Tropical ............................... Rainy.

Majestic setting .....................A long way from town, at end of dirt =
road.

Options galore .....................Nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway ...............Directions to locate unclear.

Some budget rooms..............Sorry, already occupied.

Explore on your own..............At your own expense.

Minutes From ???..................By Plane
Romantic...............................No Phone in room

Knowledgeable trip hosts.......They've flown in an airplane before
Bird Watchers Paradise..........Your car's paint will never be the same

Nominal fee..........................Outrageous charge.

Standard..............................Sub-standard
Deluxe................................Barely Standard.

Superior accommodations......One complimentary chocolate,=20
free shower cap
All the amenities.....................Two chocolates, two shower caps
Just Like Home......................No Maid service.

Plush .....................................Both top and bottom sheets, bed =
shakes.
Gentle breezes.......................In hurricane alley.

Light and airy.........................No air conditioning
Picturesque...........................Theme park nearby.
24-hour bar...........................Ice cubes at additional cost (when =
available)




Cheryl Echevarria
Independent Travel Consultant
C10-10646

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