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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dear Attorney General and Dear Pat
Cannon,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The other day a person from State of Michigan and
the Michigan commission for the Blind put a gun in my face and said, "you're
money or your life." Of course, I gave him all the money I had, because I was
scared.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>But, next day I went to the Michigan Commission for
the Blind, the Michigan Attorney General's Office, and the CIA, the DEA , and
all kinds of triple Aaas and all kinds of government outfits that would give
this blind kid some justice and relief. Man, I even went to Arlo Guthrie's Group
W Bench. No real answer though.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Well I found out that the guy who stuck a gun in my
face and asked me for my money was someone who worked for the state and then he
had his pals in the state like you guys kind of said it was just kind of peachy
keen and all right and all that that he could do what the heck he
done.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>So, I'm gonna ask you all for your opinion here and
I don't want you to be all conflicted or nothing like that and I want you to be
all sort of fair ok?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Can you tell me in that sort of fair and non-biased
sort of way I heard about on the news and all that that the bugger that worked
for you and that was funded by my buddies paying their taxes and who stuck that
gun in my face and all that and who says it's ok is really ok?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Just wanted your unbiased and non-conflicted
opinion here...</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Now close your eyes and concentrate real sort
of careful here and tell me the truth...The real truth... Cross your heart and
don't cross your fingers and promise not to die and spit on the cross if your
lying ok?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Oh yes and I heard that the "State Plate" is open
for a "soft opening" excuse the rather limp phallic reference but it was
Constance Zanger's term and not mine for crying out loud.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>And anyways I've just got to ask is this all sort
of a sort of April Fools joke or what?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Now just who is them there April Fools
anyways? Are they the operators who get the luxury of genuflecting with federal
funds to the benighted slaves of the state apparatus or they the slavees who
genuflect to your royal highnesses in your own glorious and illustrative
briliant clothes?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm just kind of dazzled by all of your magnificant
brilliance and don't know whose ring to kiss outright and whose posteior I
should kiss either so please excuse my and my brethren's sorry excuse as to not
knowing how to be proper supllicants to whom and when and how and all
that.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Just asking anyways don't you know??</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Oh please, please and pretty please make this a
Michigan Freedom of Information Act request. I just love to hear Mel Farmer
punch out those numbers on his innaccessable and artificial Pure Michigan
calculator.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Wow maybe if he keeps on punching he'll make early
retirement that is unless the effort gives him carpel tunnel syndrome do to the
repetive motion of all that streess and he goes out on disability God forbid for
then he might find himself fighting the SState over all that "undue hardship and
administrative burden" sort of thing. Now that wouldn't due. That wouldn't due
at all!</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>