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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'>That’s cute. Lol.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'>Kaye<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> WASAGDU [mailto:wasagdu-bounces@nfbnet.org] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Becky Frankeberger via WASAGDU<br><b>Sent:</b> Thursday, May 28, 2015 9:34 AM<br><b>To:</b> 'Washington Association of Guide Dog Users'<br><b>Cc:</b> Becky Frankeberger<br><b>Subject:</b> [Wasagdu] on the lighter side<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt;line-height:14.25pt'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333'>NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front<br>yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning<br>for that purpose.<br><br>VISITORS: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the<br>room barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls<br>down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face and growl gently to show<br>your concern.<br><br>BARKING: Because you are a dog, you are expected to bark. So bark -- a lot.<br>Your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting their house.<br>Especially late at night while they are sleeping safely in their beds. There<br>is no more secure feeling for a human than to keep waking up in the middle<br>of the night to the tune of your protective bark, bark, bark...<br><br>LICKING: Always take a BIG drink from your water dish immediately before<br>licking your human. Humans prefer clean tongues. Be ready to fetch your<br>human a towel.<br><br>HOLES: There are never enough holes in the ground. Strive daily to do your<br>part to correct this situation. But rather than digging a BIG hole in the<br>middle of the yard and upsetting your human, dig a lot of smaller holes all<br>over the yard so they won't notice. If you arrange a little pile of dirt on<br>one side of each hole, maybe they'll blame the gophers.<br><br>DOORS: The area directly in front of a door is always reserved for the<br>family dog to sleep.<br><br>THE ART OF SNIFFING: Humans like to be sniffed. Everywhere. It is your<br>duty, as the family dog, to accommodate them.<br><br>DINING ETIQUETTE: Always sit under the table at dinner, especially when<br>there are guests, so you can clean up any food that falls on the floor. It's<br>also a good time to practice your sniffing.<br><br>HOUSEBREAKING: Housebreaking is very important to humans, so break as much<br>of the house as possible.<br><br>GOING FOR WALKS: Never go to the bathroom on your own lawn.<br><br>COUCHES: It is perfectly permissible to lie on the new couch once your<br>humans have gone to bed.<br><br>PLAYING: If you lose your footing while chasing a ball or stick, use the<br>flower bed to absorb your fall so you don't injure yourself.<br><br>CHASING CATS: When chasing cats, make sure you never quite catch them. It<br>spoils all the fun.<br><br>CHEWING: Make a contribution to the fashion industry: Eat a shoe. </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Becky Frankeberger<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Butterfly Knitting<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in'>-<span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"'> </span> Ponchos<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in'>-<span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"'> </span> Afghans<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in'>-<span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"'> </span> Shawls<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in'>-<span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"'> </span> Custom Knitting<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>360-426-8389<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><a href="mailto:becky@butterflyknitting.com">becky@butterflyknitting.com</a><o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>