[nagdu] a new guide dog program

[Lisa belville]

The blind Bounty Hunter.  I love it.


IF THE HOUSEWORK IS DONE - THEN THE COMPUTER IS Broken!
Lisa Belville
missktlab1217 at frontier.com

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Tamara Smith-Kinney" <tamara.8024 at comcast.net>
To: "'NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users'" 
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Sent: Monday, February 14, 2011 3:21 PM
Subject: Re: [nagdu] a new guide dog program


> Ah...  Perhaps this could open up a whole new realm of career 
> opportunities
> for blind guide dog users.  Who better to sniff out and track down a
> delinquent guide dog user than a guide dog user.
>
> I don't know about anybody else, but I am going to have to moonlight for
> sure just to pay the bill for my guide dog!  /lol/
>
> Tami Smith-Kinney
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf
> Of Lisa belville
> Sent: Monday, February 14, 2011 1:11 PM
> To: NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] a new guide dog program
>
> But what happens if someone can't pay the bill on time?  Will they send
> animal cops around to repossess the dog?  Now that would be something to 
> see
>
> on Cops.  Just be sure they digitally remaster my face.
>
>
> IF THE HOUSEWORK IS DONE - THEN THE COMPUTER IS Broken!
> Lisa Belville
> missktlab1217 at frontier.com
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Bryan Brown" <bryanbrown at solarus.biz>
> To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
> Sent: Monday, February 14, 2011 2:19 PM
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] a new guide dog program
>
>
>> Awesome! Are you going to offer low rate credit terms?
>>
>>    Bryan
>> ----- Original Message ----- 
>> From: "Julie J" <julielj at neb.rr.com>
>> To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
>> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
>> Sent: Monday, February 14, 2011 2:15 PM
>> Subject: [nagdu] a new guide dog program
>>
>>
>>> Heya all!
>>>
>>> I've decided to start my very own, brand spankin' new guide dog program!
>>> Of course it will be totally state of the art.  The very latest in
>>> offering blind people all the rights and privileges they so want.
>>>
>>> All training will happen in your home environment.  We will drop off the
>>> dog to you on Monday morning with a booklet describing the use and care
>>> of the dog.  since you are very skilled in blindness alternatives, this
>>> shouldn't be a problem.  this is for your convenience.  should you have
>>> questions please call the number in the booklet and leave a message.
>>> Someone will call you back when we feel like it.
>>>
>>> The trainer will not disturb your normal routine during the home 
>>> training
>
>>> process.   You will be free to take the dog wherever you like as soon as
>>> you like, immediately after signing all the release of liability forms.
>>> If you or the dog experience a mental health crisis please seek the
>>> services of a professional.
>>>
>>> None of the dogs will be given health testing or hip X-rays.  You, being
>>> a competent blind person, will be able to administer any complicated
>>> medical interventions the dog may need.  Please see Appendix A in the
>>> booklet for troubleshooting tips.
>>>
>>> In line with our forward philosophy on blindness, we firmly believe that
>>> all blind people, regardless of their background, experience, available
>>> time or inclination can be competent dog trainers.  We therefore will
>>> provide only the barest minimum of training.  Should you experience
>>> difficulty, please see Appendix B of the booklet for suggestions.
>>>
>>> We do not want to be viewed as a charity for the blind because this 
>>> would
>
>>> be demeaning to blind people.  We therefore charge $75,000 for each dog.
>>> We are sorry that refunds or guarantees are not available.  The purchase
>>> price must be paid in full before delivery of the dog.
>>>
>>> In keeping with our hands off approach to the training experience, your
>>> privacy and independence, we will not be offering any follow up 
>>> services.
>
>>> After dropping off the dog to your home, you will never again hear from
>>> any of our staff.
>>>
>>> Sincerely,
>>> The C.R.A.P. Guide Dog School
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>>
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