[nagdu] Picking up in the Snow?

[Tracy Carcione]

Doug, I too was thinking of the China Syndrome the other night, fishing for 
turds in the snow.  And why is it the best place to poop is at the top of a 
snowdrift?  "I'm king of the mountain, and here's some stuff to prove it."
Tracy


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Doug Parisian" <eggmann at mymts.net>
To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users" 
<nagdu at nfbnet.org>
Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2014 2:24 PM
Subject: Re: [nagdu] Picking up in the Snow?


> Like any baked goods out of the oven, it is better hot than cold.  So, the 
> trick is to be quick after the oven opens.  The advantage of rapidity is 
> that it does make a most excellent hand-warmer and truly encourages the 
> most impressive kind of breath control.  It also makes a good weapon both 
> winter and summer if one of those know-it-all squawkers approaches you 
> with some of their disillusion dogie wisdom shortly after the dog 
> dispatch.  It is a much quicker cure than any antibiotic!  Letting the 
> steamy deposit stay too long before the big grab produces what I call the 
> China Syndrome and a probable wait till spring time.
>
> And gentle readers, I hope it is not near meal time for you cause I simply 
> couldn't make this next part up.  I knew a fellow who seemed to take my 
> first paragraph too literally; the poop never hit the ground after leaving 
> the dog.  Work it out for yourselves.  Seems quite efficient though I've 
> never been able to work around to that end of things.
>
> The preceding message was tops for bottoms!
>
>
>
> On 30/01/2014 7:19 AM, Chantel Cuddemi wrote:
>> Hey, all,
>>
>> I try to do the best I can to pick up Motley's poop in the snow.
>>
>> I try to feel the difference to see what's snow and what's poop.
>>
>> Hope that helps,
>>
>> Chantel and Motley.
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: nagdu [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of lizzy
>> Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2014 8:09 AM
>> To: nagdu at nfbnet.org
>> Subject: [nagdu] Picking up in the Snow?
>>
>> Hi all,
>> This is kind of a gross topic, but everyone handler has to do it.
>> Has anyone found a way to independently pick up poop in the snow?
>> It's easy for me to do when there's ice, but it's difficult in
>> snow.  I find myself picking up snow until my hands are numb,
>> then I just get sighted assistance because it's easier that way.
>> Thanks,
>> Lizzy
>>
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