[nfbmi-talk] off Topic FW: Potato--cute

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From: "Fred Wurtzel" <f.wurtzel at att.net>
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"'Mike Ellis'" <emailmee at comcast.net>; <mikeeellis at comcast.net>
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:51 PM
Subject: [nfbmi-talk] off Topic FW: Potato--cute


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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Frances G. Donbrosky [mailto:Donbroskyf2 at michigan.gov]
> Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 7:22 AM
> Subject: Potato--cute
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>>Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally
>>they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called
>>'Yam.'
>>
>>Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
>>
>>When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
>>
>>They warned her about going out
>>and
>>getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a
>>bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of
>>Tater Tots
>>
>>Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
>>rotten potato out of her!
>>
>>But on the other hand she
>>wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
>>
>>She would get
>>plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.
>>
>>When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
>>for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .
>>
>>And the
>>greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out
>>West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
>>
>>Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow andwouldn't
>>associatewith those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other
>>
>>side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that
>>say, 'Frito Lay.'
>>
>>Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to! Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University)
>>so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
>>
>>But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and
>>announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
>>
>>Tom Brokaw!
>>
>>Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset.
>>
>>They told
>>Yam she couldn't possibly
>>marry Tom Brokaw
>>because he's just.......
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>>A COMMONTATER
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> Frances Donbrosky
> Phone Pool Operator
> Department of Human Services
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