[Ag-eq] {Spam?} Guideon, the funguy

[Jody Ianuzzi]

Hello Jewel,

I actually think Gideon is a little boy and a dog costume.

JODY 🐺
thunderwalker321 at gmail.com

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."  DOCTOR WHO (Tom Baker)



> On May 12, 2016, at 2:27 AM, Jewel via Ag-eq <ag-eq at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> I haven't written about Guideon for ages but now, I can redress that!
> I don't know if I have told you that  Guideon just loved my PowerFit, and, on occasions, probably by 
> accident, has switched it on.
> His love for the machine is still as strong as it ever was.  When I am having a session on it, at 
> first, he just used to stand beside it waiting for me to step off and allow him to step on.
> However, he decided today that there was room enough for two so he stepped on beside me.  This 
> bothered me, just a tad, because it is guaranteed only up to a weight of 200kg and  I don't know 
> what his and my combined weight is , but I just had to hope that it was not 200kg.
> Fortunately, the machine was up to bouncing both of us up and down.
> ?While I was doing things with the computer, much as I am doing now, Guideon was out in the 
> living-room entertaining Pearl, my homehelp, who told me later that there had been a commercial for 
> the PowerFit on tv, and Guideon was, actually, watching it.  I wonder what he made of it.
> Next thing:  we are told of the fatal effects of grapes on a dog and maybe Guideon has taken note of 
> the warning, because I had a bag of table grapes in a bucket down beside my chair in the living-room 
> and while I was out fighting the unending battle against the unquenchable lust that weeds have to 
> grow on the BlanchRanch, Guideon, partially, removed the bag from the bucket, but having heard of 
> their deadly effect, he removed the grapes from their stems, put them back in the bag and then did 
> something with the stalks.  I didn't find any so maybe he crunched them up as they were just stems, 
> ergo, not "thou shalt not eat!" dietary items.
> 
>         Jewel 
> 
> 
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