[Ag-eq] {Spam?} Guideon, the funguy

[Zachary Mason]

200 kg = 440 lb

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> On May 12, 2016, at 1:29 AM, Jewel via Ag-eq <ag-eq at nfbnet.org> wrote:
>
> I haven't written about Guideon for ages but now, I can redress that!
> I don't know if I have told you that  Guideon just loved my PowerFit, and, on occasions, probably by
> accident, has switched it on.
> His love for the machine is still as strong as it ever was.  When I am having a session on it, at
> first, he just used to stand beside it waiting for me to step off and allow him to step on.
> However, he decided today that there was room enough for two so he stepped on beside me.  This
> bothered me, just a tad, because it is guaranteed only up to a weight of 200kg and  I don't know
> what his and my combined weight is , but I just had to hope that it was not 200kg.
> Fortunately, the machine was up to bouncing both of us up and down.
> ?While I was doing things with the computer, much as I am doing now, Guideon was out in the
> living-room entertaining Pearl, my homehelp, who told me later that there had been a commercial for
> the PowerFit on tv, and Guideon was, actually, watching it.  I wonder what he made of it.
> Next thing:  we are told of the fatal effects of grapes on a dog and maybe Guideon has taken note of
> the warning, because I had a bag of table grapes in a bucket down beside my chair in the living-room
> and while I was out fighting the unending battle against the unquenchable lust that weeds have to
> grow on the BlanchRanch, Guideon, partially, removed the bag from the bucket, but having heard of
> their deadly effect, he removed the grapes from their stems, put them back in the bag and then did
> something with the stalks.  I didn't find any so maybe he crunched them up as they were just stems,
> ergo, not "thou shalt not eat!" dietary items.
>
>         Jewel
>
>
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